Phatpug - Goin' Down to China Town

Download the mp3 from my other music myspace
www.myspace.com/phatpuggypug

I spend a while working on this. The song took me a while to make because it's the first "good" song I've made. Jtapp wrote about 60% of the lyrics. I thought a music video would be fun to make; which it was :D

The guy at the very end of the video is Ted. That footage is from missuscake's video "The things Nightmares are made of"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6se3Hx03ic

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==lyrics==
Extra Extra read all about it
Man digs hole and I'm all about it
You try to tell me that it's dumb
Go get a job you smelly bum

See this hole has got its own vision it's got its own place
I need to get diggin' so get out of my face
I got an idea that stretches far and wide
I just need this shovel by my side

So why are you digging this hole here today
Do you really want to know what I have to say?
I must warn you, you may think me loony
The tattoo on my butt is of George Clooney

See I'm sick and tired of the U S A
And I'm here today to make it my way
To the only place I'll feel at home
And to escape the tyranny of this dome

This is such an amazing story
The kids will enjoy all its glory
Where is it that you're planning to go?
Tell us so please tell us so everyone may know

This place is special and the hole is deep
And you know where the hole goes under your feet
I'm digging a hole that goes underground
What's that? What's that sound?

I'm going down to CHINA TOWN

China town to China town
That's where this hole is going down
It's really far and really long
(back to hole digger)
That's why this hole is extra strong
[replay]

Kung pow chicken and egg fu yung
Karate and eating dim sung
These are the things that I require
Working to death till I retire

May I ask if I could join you?
If I am harmed I will not sue
Absolutely the more the merrier
Just know that I'ma west Nile carrier

This trip to china town I will be going
Now a partner I will be showing
I guess the rest of you can just stay here
While the two of us disappear

Thanks for the report and here's my bow
Now our voyage starts right here and now.

Are you ready for this amount of labor?
With you by my side I sure am sir

Then grab that shovel and let's begin
To not dig this hole would be a sin
Lift your shovel high in the air
And strike the ground like you don't don't care

We're digging a hole; we're going to china
Confusions my man, we're gonna find ya
Here we go; we're goin' underground
What's that what's that sound?

We're on our way to china town

China town to China town
That's where this hole is going down
It's really far and really long
That's why this hole is extra strong
[replay]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Phatpug
• Missuscake
• Music
• Video
• China
• Town
• Japan
• Funny
• Weird
• Speed
• Sing
• Worst

[virtu3b0i]

dude i must have watched this about 30 times and I always rate it 5/5 awesome vid:P

[Phatpug]

You have my thanks :D

[DrewbByerly47]

Nickpaik,Shut the Fuck up! Great vid Phatpug!

[Phatpug]

thanks, mang!

[flamingfaces]

lol so funny even better than smosh

[kittens4u123]

awesome!!!!!!

[missuscake]

@levitarbell you misspelled wasn't

[S8F1V8]

lmfao @ 2:39 .. Fuck Medusa

[MrWaltThizzney]

lolz



[funkypandaX]

way better than smosh

[33funnyguy]

did you guys make this song?

[Sledfreak1992]

wat da fuc????

[Soccerownzu]

haa we just watched this in media concepts

[sangoemo]

I kw they were trying so hard not to laugh

[levitarbell]

i typed in "your the worst george cloony"this wasent funny it woke me up to modern america,it kills me.

[soccerxkiddd]

Hahaha, this is greattttttt.[: