From the motion picture "Still Waiting..." (2009)
[The Sequal of "Waiting..." (2005)]
Written by Andy Milonakis & Stu Stone
Performed by Max Kasch & Andy Milonakis
I used to drink 40's but i hated the taste
I put twists in my hair cos i hated my race
I hated my face when i looked in the mirror
Things were fuzzy but now they're much clearer
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the dopest rapper with the biggest black balls?
Not you or me, cos we're white remember?
We're whiter than Santa Claus' pubes in December
Socrates saw me as I was to seem
I guess i was to seem as a fat black teen
I don't got a gangsta lean, I got Soliosis
I say corny phrases like holy Moses
whiter than Santa Claus' pubes in December
whiter than Santa Claus' pubes in December
Yum pussy toast, pussy pussy toast
I kill that pussy then fuck your pussies toast
My dicks higher on the wanted list than Bin Laden.
I fuck mad ducks,because im addicted to quack (Quack, Quack!)
Gotta stop bangin those psycho dyke hoes,
when i was 5 years old I was fuckin on my trike yo.
I give bitches OCD then they won't let me go,
cuz they need to have my dick three times in a row!
Ewwww, yuck!
Yum, pussy toast, pussy pussy toast
Yum, pussy toast, pussy pussy toast
Got a dog named Napoleon he chews my bone apart
Yo, that shit doesn't matter. Matter matters
I fucked a black hole to see my dick disappear
into a multi-dimensional creatures ear
On a sub atomic level man your being kinda gay
fuckin bars of soap cause its time for us to cum clean
I fucked a black hole to see my dick disappear
I fucked a black hole
I fucked a black hole to see my dick disappear
I fucked a black hole
@nick4leader No it isn't, stupid.
m102391 1 month ago
@LadyPiedra I'm fairly certain it's "I kill that pussy then fuck your pussy's ghost". It just makes more sense that it's pussy ghost.
nick4leader 2 months ago
You think this shit is good? Listen to this shit on drugs, like fuck.....O_O
Magmortar21 3 months ago
Holy moses this is soo sick lol XD
nomoreusernamesleft1 1 year ago
@TheSlobmyknob ew
TwilightCrAzY09 1 year ago
yes
toast691 2 years ago
Andy will you marry me???
TheSlobmyknob 2 years ago
HOLES!!!
TheOneNOnlyRockstar 2 years ago 2
yum yum pussy toast
PutUpOrShutUp221 2 years ago
Cause imma dick smack prooo!(:
Maley25 2 years ago