"I Stare At Goats" an "I'm On A Boat" Parody Ft. I am T-Pain App.

Parody of Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. The parody features the "I Am T-Pain" iPhone App. Lyrics of the song parody "the Men Who Stare at Goats" film. Music video stars Dave, Andrew, and Larry.

Plot:
Andrew, Alex, and Dave sit down for breakfast. Dave sprays whipped cream in his ice cream. When dave looks down at his ice cream, he finds a folded paper. It is a voucher for three inductees to a Jedi mind training program. He invites Andrew, and Larry because he has the "I Am T-Pain" App on his iPhone. Larry says, "Cool" and pours Mountain Dew into his bowl of marsh mellows. Larry then attempts to demonstrate the app by singing the chorus from Cher's "Life After Love." Dave insists that the App is not for this purpose. After instructing Larry to, "Do it right," Dave watches as Larry chooses the instrumental version of "I'm on a Boat" within the "I am T-Pain" App. Cut to a scene of Dave, Andrew, and Larry singing in the deserts of Iraq. With scenes in front of an Apache Attack Helecopter. Scenes of Dave chasing a goat around a yard. Larry is rapping about he never thought he'd see the day when he'd stop a goat's heart with his brain. He also wonders how one might copulate with a mermaid. The song ends by listing the cast members of "the Men Who Stare at Goats": George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, and Jeff Bridges ("Dude Lebowski" in the song)

Lyrics:
(Cloonayyy) Awww shit
Get the New Earth troops ready, it's about to go down (Yeah yeah yeah)
Everybody on the base grab your non-lethal weapon (Cloonayyy, Spacayyy)
Shit can cut off your motherfucking nose (Ewan Mcgregor)
It's biodegradable so, ya know

I stare at goats (Stare at a goat)
I stare at goats (Stare at a goat)
You'd best divert your eyes while I'm starin' at this goat (Starin' at a goat)
I stare at goats (Stare at a goat)
I stare at goats
I take long hard look at an unsuspecting goat (Goat, yeah)

I'm shipping out middle east, where dat action be
I'm just here as a reporter, man, don't shoot me
Just lookin' for a story, I don't mean you any harm
My wife left me for a douche with a metal arm

Check this mind trick (Trick)
Silence of the goats bitch (Bitch)
Cook my supper with a cone, but it's a piece of shit (Shit)
Go ahead and flip a coin, I'll guess it right every time (It's always heads)
Then I'll choose to kick off, just to fuck with your mind (Goin on D yeah)

I'm fuckin' up your senses, with the Sparkly Eyes (Sparkly Eyes)
I'm droppin' acid, check out how my chopper flies (Chopper flies)
I'm rockin' out to Boston, I see what can't be seen (Can't be seen)
Tough Titty Anne Frank, this ain't your destiny (No you don't)

I stare at goats and, They're droppin' fast, man
Dirka dirk Mohammed Jihad on all these afghans (woah woah woah)
I'm a Jedi super soldier, blow yo mind like Neo (yeah)
Now I'm lacing your eggs with some LSD-oh
Put the gun down, what you seein' ain't real!!

Fuck guns, I stare at goats, motherfucker (Motherfucker)
Fuck bombs, attack with bees, motherfucker (Motherfucker)
Naked hot tub with some chicks, motherfucker (Not boys)
What happens when you microwave a brick, motherfucker? (R&D Yeah)

Critical hit, DeMonc Touch, kaplow! (Touch kaplow)
Don't know when that shit's gonna kill or how (Kill or how)
Arms spread wide, shock and awe jump now (Awe jump now)
Like Walt Disney, we're motherfucking Jedi Monks

(T-Pain App)
Yeah, didn't wanna use my gift for pain (T-Pain)
But I could feel its heart pulse in my veins
Lebowski, what's become of me? (Oh-oh no)
Never thought I'd see the day
Where I'd stop a goat's heart with my brain
I'm curious to ascertain
How to fuck a mermaid

I stare at goats
I stare at goats
You'd best divert your eyes while I'm starin' at this goat (Woah Woah Woah)
I stare at goats
I stare at goats
I take long hard look at an unsuspecting goat

(T-Pain app)
Whoahhh
Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga George Cloonay, Kevin Spacay, Dude Lebowski

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[OPsula]

Yo it was damn cold out there... you if look close you can see their extremities go blue lol!

[OPsula]

We actually just made this like 3 days ago and filmed ALOT of stuff... alot of stuff in the cold to be exact.

[aad4321]

THIS IS THE WINNER!!!!

[UareOreocrazy]

I definitely have to be the first  to comment on this! Fuckin sweet!

[netmagi]

@1012films iPhone 4 with the wifis and the geebees

[theonlymoudy]

sad man go learn to not be sad

[SarahColourBee]

At the beginning, I have those forks...

[1012films]

@netmagi How did you type this... Spooky Noochies!

[tgale37]

fat asses

[Jakester157]

sweeeeeeeet!

[Jakester157]

the I AM T-PAIN APP.

[robleenovaspac]

@Jenn94kim

What the hell it was 3 hours long....

I watched the free mo0vie on freemoviebonanza , c O m <--- just get it here