Hypnotic Southern General

Photos going back as far as the Battle of Appomattox seem to include him, at least somewhere in the background. They're blurry, but he appears to be hiding something fat, bleeding and tastefully dressed, almost entirely underneath his coat. The look on his face is one of both steely determination and demented purpose.

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[Bert2DX]

I'll have your finest dispenser, and you're going to erect it for me.

[Wehrhafter]

Mirabel will rise again

[SuplexThisBear]

turkeh dinnuh

[BrandonMcCrackan]

I will be back in a second im going to go make turkey dinner..

[TheFuzzlo]

This suddenly made me feel like cooking turkey dinner. Strange...

[corncornrocks]

this must be a preview to the thankskilling sequel.

[eth102]

I read the title wrong. Thought it said "Hypocrite".

[KungfuCow5]

...and that's how Abe Lincoln got a second term.

[S1aptasticSquadalah]

@Bert2DX NEED A DISPENSER HERE! BONK!

[cojosao616]

@ginganinja714 lawl Touche...

[ginganinja714]

@cojosao616 Dude! You're supposed to eat it, not fuck it!

[AhhlkChaal]

@Bert2DX Someone needs to do this with TF2 like they did with 'The History of Cinco de Mayo'.