Self Service Checkout

We've all been there....those clever self-service checkouts that are supposed to make our lives easier.
But do they?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• FM104
• Phoneshow
• Adrian Kennedy
• annoying
• Self-service checkout
• funny
• Dublin
• exploding
• head
• blood
• gore
• scream
• dangerous
• hilarious
• Bonfire
• splatter
• splat

[sweetypie000]

@VancoisT is it MY fault they are thick as shit ? don't give me a volley.

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[VancoisT]

@sweetypie000 your a racist piece of shit.. because most of you waste of space white idiot speak and read fucking english but yet you cant understand when the machine says put the item in the bagging area. you just stand there telling me i've scanned it whilst looking like a brain dead moron.. so before you start being racist why dont you pay attention and maybe shove your head in your ass you stupid pathetic moron..

[VancoisT]

@sweetypie000 i work in tesco and most of the IDIOTS are british you dumb British are too stuck up your own ass to pay attention.. the machine even has a fucking animation aswel as text and voice clip telling you what to do but yet they mess it up.. and then you tell these morons what to do and when you turn your back they go and do the same fucking shit that messed it up in the first place..

[sweetypie000]

put it this way - the areas in london I shop in are always so abundant with immigrants, who are mostly all below the normal education level, that all the self-service tills have the alarms for "remove last item" disabled because it is technology that these bumb assholes really struggle with.

Watching paint dry is quicker than watching some chimp struggling with a bar code reader, putting an item in a bag, checking out and paying.

'British' citizens ? we have adopted a bunch of spastics

[sweetypie000]

If I wanted to have a career on the till in a supermarket i'd have got a job there. I think its unaccaptable with the prices they charge to make you scan items yourself.

Also, the amount of times I've seen shop staff actually doing all the scanning for brain deads african morons because they are so dense they can't (or likelyhood is they are way too lazy) to do it themselves.

I had a bad experience a short while ago with yet another black inept waste of space

[salemcripple]

@ojp4lyf there are several Dublins in America actually. Dublin California, Dublin Georgia, Dublin Ohio, etc, etc...

[THEPLASTICPARROTS]

the idea of a self service checkout is that you dont need assistance!!!  then why??? do you always need assistance. . madness. grrrr

[ojp4lyf]

its irish nobhead. since when was dublin in america?

[81Raiden]

this joke has been done to death that could of been funny the head explode is boring, typical Yank bollocks!

[RitvarLegend]

its funny but wtf ?