Midd Kid - The Allen Jokers

iTunes
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/midd-kid/id359330683

Music by Sam Robinson
Lyrics by Sam Robinson, Doug Robinson, Colin Meany
Additional singers include Phil Gordon, Andrew Plumley, Alyssa Limperis

1st Verse
Yo I roll up to the mill with my flannel on
and from the lawn I can see that the partys on
I see chips and dips (they got cheeses right?)
Hell yea, Vermont Chedder, its purple Jesus night
I see my boys in the back, DJ spinnin the track,
hes with some bitches talkin smack that the tavern was whack
Its the mill yo, and thats what I told ya
cause here we all Gs throwin free granola
Im checkin out the honeys and I spy me a winner
she got Carhart overalls, stained with dinner
I weave through the crowd man I wish I were drunker
but Pub Safe rolls in, so I hit up the bunker

(chorus)
Im a Midd Kid, I swing my nalgene low
Go Green on the side, sippin H20
Im a Midd Kid, I roll my jeans up high
with my Teva strap tight and my flannel so fly

2nd Verse
Im a Midd Kid yo and Im livin it up
but I got too much work so Im Libin it up
Dont get me wrong man I do what I please
feelin great cause I am and I gotta succeed
Lookin at my macbook, scopin the scene
Im catchin eyes from this cute little library queen
Im gettin up yo, but I gotta be patient
just wait till I see her at the printing station,
When I work I wear my sunday best
tight ripped jeans and corduroy vest
napsack with some 3 by 5s
I stack books the pound, work a day at a time
Cause Im a Midd Kid, gonna ace the test
and theres no time to rest, no time to stress
I best hit up McCullough when its over and done
grab a fresh Odwalla cause Im on the run
Im a Midd Kid

(chorus)

3rd Verse
Im flyin on the pitch as I catch the snitch
and if you dont play Quidditch, then youre a bitch
Yo I rock 22s on my Nimbus 3000
and fresh new shoes when Im hikin a mountain
Keepers by the hoops, fliers in step
got my shorts real high, show my Hufflepuff rep
I got you by a step misjudgin my pass
look me in the eye and Ill bludgeon your ass
I score 300 points to your 76
spitting fresh game at the Quidditch chicks (heey)
so dont cross me bitch, Ill just chuckle as you struggle
cause Im a Midd Kid, and youre just a fucking muggle (censored)

Bridge
This ones for the girls, and Midd Kids all over the world
swinging your nalgene low (h20)
Now look at that bro, check out his flow
shawty

-Key change- (Lax Bro chorus)
Cause Im a lax bro, eh yo I flow in my Polo,
with Natty from a Solo yo, no homo
Im a lax bro, I shred threads on the reg
all the hos should beg, so bitch pump my keg
Cause Im a lax bro

4th Verse
Im a lax bro yo North Face Denali,
rockin Rainbow Sands, wearin Abercrombie
I got 38 visors, a Brine Lacrosse net,
matchin popped collars in my walk in closet
I give my girl gift cards from Tiffany
I got bitches on the horn like Im runnin a symphony
Watchu know about a female (Youre sperrys are retail)
I get in box like gmail
RL, Brooks Dave Matthews tees
Mickey Ds double cheese man Im smashin these
My polo shirt I untuck it, playin ruit I reign buckets
if I aint rippin twine Im sailin to Nantucket
(Alyssa Limperis)
Cause hes a lax bro and Im a laxtitute,
and I dont really care if hes about to boot
hes got a Top Gun pinney and hell pass with that,
Oh my god look at his backwards hat

(Lax Bro Chorus)

Atwater Dining Hall.. Rest in peace

©2009

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[superwatch123]

hey guys one of my friends told me about this video and i just gotta hand it to you guys this was a very good cover! love the words and everything keep it up! is your song on itunes?

[ctaft7]

thanks everybody for the positive responses, we're pretty pumped this is spreading so quickly. just a side note: its actually not a cover, all original music by sam robinson.

hopefully this song (with a real music video) and a few more songs will find their way to itunes in january. we'll see.

[commandercody1998]

youtube gold

[ravensfanatic52]

cause im a lax bro, i flow in my polo with natty from a solo, YO NO HOMO

[nadine122094]

@valenn10 only one of the coolest people in the world! but seriously, they go to middlebury college in vermont :P

[haha1999ful]

@valenn10 someone that goes to middlebury college! VTT babyy

[ottstock]

Any possible way I could get the isntrumental for this song to use for a school pep rally song?!?

[iiDaNGLeXVI]

This is a bros anthem.

[DarkShonobi]

@ravensfanatic52 best part of the song in my opinion.

[charB98]

love this song!! keep it up. the beet is amazing and it is the like the # 1 song in my school!! u guys r awsome

[cgv1016]

@robbyd4248 want a fucking trophy

[valenn10]

what is a midd kid?

[bcgentertainment]

are these guys serious?

[paige072892]

just to let you know me and my bestfriend have you guys as an accomplishment this summer so WATCH OUT