Microwave Massacre - Damon Alexander and the Ten Cent Rentals

Original Demo 2006 (The 2 A.M. Tuesday Trailers)
Damon Alexander and the Ten Cent Rentals
Lyrics;
Ronald's gonna starve at work again
a gourmet lunch he never eats it
he'd pretty much kill for bologna and cheese
but his wife would never make it

no one could predict the unspeakable would occur
May thought that Ronald was just a bum and a classless jerk
one night he came home drunk and all things became a blur
one unfed husband spawned the microwave massacre

Ronald, in year 16 of his sexless marriage
he developed cannibal hunger
but May's meats too old and tough so Ronald
is gonna hunt for something younger

no one could predict the unspeakable would occur
May thought that Ronald was just a bum and a classless jerk
one night he came home drunk and all things became a blur
one unfed husband spawned the microwave massacre

Rosie and Philip will surely hurl when they find out their snacks are chopped up girls
and the preparation method spells Ron's last day, his pacemaker and microwave are a deadly combination

no one could predict the unspeakable would occur
May thought that Ronald was just a bum and a classless jerk
one night he came home drunk and all things became a blur
one unfed husband spawned the microwave massacre

Music and Lyrics by Damon Alexander (2006)
http://myspace.com/damonalexandermusic

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[TheSolarmike]

You fucking weirdo