Screw On Ballsac

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(jj) dam my ballsac hurts, i really just wanna watch tv
*turns on tv*
(jj) i wonder whats on.
*tv turns off)
(ryan) hello, do you wanna ballsac -ballsac
(jj) oh yeah holy shit yeah get the number, get the - george.
(ryan) just call 1-800-BALLSAC and they will get you, guarenteed.
(jj) 1-800, 1-800, 1-800 ballsac.
*types in number*
(alex) welcome to 1-800 ballsac, if you like to speak to a guest, please press 1.
(alex) hello there this is uhh john from ballsac ville. how may i take your order
(jj) i would like one titaimum ballsac please, thank you
(jj) i just can't wait for my ballsac to come.
(jj) .....can't wait...... *crunch*
(jj) hey mom! can't wait....
(jj) HUH!!
(alex) your ballsacs here sir
(jj) holyyy uckkk! thank you, thank you, thank you
(jj) can't wait to see whats inside...
*opens box*
(jj) BAALLLLSAAACC!
*Candy Shop plays*
(jj) dayum! this bad boys dull, betta sharpen it!
(jj) can't wait. HOLLYYY SHHHH. HOOLLYYY
(jj) i dont no what the fuck happened. i mean my friken ballsacs broke
i don't want this shit. send me a new one, SEND ME A NEW ONE.
i tried sharpening the friken penis, i tried sharpened it
(alex) didn't you read the label, never sharpen it
(jj) fuuuuuuuuuk youuuuu.
(jj) gunna have to fix this
(jj) this is to yelloow, this will be perfect
*drilling his ballsac*
(jj) alllll beeetttter.
*ryan raking the leaves*
(jj) thank you, thank you
(ryan) hoolllllllllllyyyy.
(jj) NOT AGAINN!
*throws his ballsac*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ball
• sac
• ballsac
• sack
• balls
• sacks
• sacs
• balll
• ryan
• alex
• jj
• funny
• school
• lms
• scew
• on
• yah

[ballinbadgers]

hate hate hate hate hate

[junga00]

Dear fuckface,

this is by far the biggest waste of time and life i have ever had the misfortune of enduring. you must have the iq of -6. you are an A-class shit ball who will die in the deepist pit of hell and will rot there for eternity. your enemy,

me!

[jiggy0x0izzy]

i hope u die

[JJ6951]

which one

[hiimkennyrogers00]

That kid is fucking retarded.

[nannytenerife]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA­HHHHAHAHAHA LMFAO

these kids are nuts!! love it!

another one

[spedsarecool]

lmaooo.

is candy shop like you guys' main song?

[mac000111]

jj its cookie that shit is hilarious lmfao dude u guys should make another one

[tbush1999]

i love it!!!

[pobre195]

haha i love how it starts u go damn my ballsac hurts lmfao