Guile Theme Goes with Everything (MK9 MILF Curbstomp)

Yet another Guile's Theme vid! Old meme is old, isn't it?
Basically, this is a scene in MK 2011, where Sindel, who was enhanced with Shang Tsung's energy and soul by Shao Kahn, curbstomps the ever living fuck (AND I DO MEAN LIVING FUCK) outta EarthRealm's protectors, even pwning her daughter Kitana with little effort. And here with us to give his own little commentary on this mass pwnage is the Emperor himself!

This scene in particular pisses me off because almost all the good guys (Save for Liu Kang and Raiden) got pwned like they're nothing (Especially when they could've GANGED ON HER ASS as and freezed her, smoked her, caged her, etc), but hey, at least it goes well with Guile's theme! =D

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Guile
• Theme
• Goes
• With
• Everything
• Mortal
• Kombat
• 2011

[nromando]

its actually not called mortal kombat 9, just mortal kombat

[Wattzking]

@nromando I am aware of that, but I call it MK9 because it is the 9th official game in the series and to differentiate it from the first Mortal Kombat, the first arcade game. (I understand that it is probably called that to signify it being a reboot, but it is still the 9th game.)

[dgwillia]

Poor Smoke didnt even land a damn hit

[Wattzking]

@dgwillia Poor Smoke? What about Sonya; she was decked by a goddamn boot to the mouth before she really did anything. At least everyone else freaking TOUCHED Sindel before getting fucked XD

[Wattzking]

Johnny Cage, you barely got out of Sindel's mass-slaughter alive, and you're one of the only Earthrealm Warriors to survive the game! What will you do next?

"Well Sonya's free, so what else? Go home and be a family man!"

[ridureyu]

And it's Raiden's fault. See, if he hadn't killed Motaro, Kahn would not have sacrificed Shang Tsung to supercharge Sindel, and Sindel would have not slaughtered everybody.

OOPS!

[Wattzking]

@ridureyu EXACTLY! To sum up all the shit that went down because of him, in Mr. Slaughter's words:

"You dun goofed."

[3DDYR]

0:00 MOTHER! YOUR ALIVE

syndel: to bad you....will die (LOL no kidding)

[unclesamxlr]

@ATERIFA She likes to make a silent take down.

[hikaruhatake1]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck?

[Epikkfailyurr]

This scene is the worst thing in that entire game

[RoyalGuard503]

@ATERIFA X-ray attacks are not story canon. How many times does this need explaining on the internet?

[ATERIFA]

kinda funny how these guys get impaled. stabbed. cut. electricuted. knifes thrown at them. fuck. even baraka stabs his blades through your eye sockets....and everyone here guys from a heel to the throat or a simple punch.

[whela10]

@3DDYR worst line in a movie EVER

[ShadowSkyHawk]

@RoyalGuard503 Yeah i know that part but before that cyber sub-zero was fighting against goro and kintaro at the same time. I would have imagined he would went haywire from that fight.

[dgwillia]

@Wattzking She lived atleast, Smoke got the wussy death (Atleast compared to everyone getting heels to the throat, or organs ripped out)