The Bozza Boris Johnson

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Ode to Boris Johnson

With an eye for a thigh and an old fashioned pie

With the chicken McNugget his rallying cry

Here comes Boris Johnson so scousers beware

In bounds the bozzer that stray polar bear

Hes guffing out gaffs for the corps to guffaw

Oi say something Boris! Yeah, food then the war

Its not until Bozzer is loose with his tongue

You could say that the conference has really begun

As the Blair is the Blair as the Hoff is the Hoff

Well the Bozzers the Bozzer the punk rockers toff

A blancmange on a bicycle bluff and obtuse

Like a golfing celebrity what is his use?

No, hes too good for politics he should be king

So lets kneel to show fealty and kiss Bozzers ring

Boris Johnson
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Boris Johnson

Mayor of London
Incumbent
Assumed office
4 May 2008
DeputyRichard Barnes
Preceded byKen Livingstone
Shadow Minister of State for Lifelong Learning, Further and Higher Education
In office
6 December 2005 16 July 2007
LeaderDavid Cameron
Preceded byDavid Cameron
Succeeded byAdam Afriyie
Member of Parliament
for Henley
In office
9 June 2001 4 June 2008
Preceded byMichael Heseltine
Succeeded byJohn Howell
Majority12,793 (27.5%)
Born19 June 1964 (age 44)
New York City, United States
NationalityBritish
Political partyConservative
SpouseAllegra Mostyn-Owen (19871993)
Marina Wheeler (1993Present)
RelationsStanley Johnson (father)
Rachel Johnson (sister)
ChildrenLara Lettice Johnson
Milo Arthur Johnson
Cassia Peaches Johnson
Theodore Apollo Johnson
Alma materBalliol College, Oxford
ProfessionPolitician, journalist and historian
ReligionChurch of England[1]
Websitewww.boris-johnson.com
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (born 19 June 1964) is an English politician and journalist. The current Mayor of London, he previously served as the Conservative Member of Parliament for Henley and as editor of The Spectator magazine.
Johnson was educated at Eton and Balliol College, Oxford, where he read Classics. He began his journalism career with The Times, and later moved on to The Daily Telegraph where he was assistant editor. He was appointed editor of The Spectator in 1999. In the 2001 general election he was elected to the House of Commons and became one of the most high profile politicians in the country, partly because of his distinctive appearance and persona. He gained praise for several appearances on the Have I Got News for You television programme, but received negative headlines in October 2004 after an editorial column in The Spectator criticised the people of Liverpool after the death of Kenneth Bigley. He has also written several books.
Under Michael Howard, Johnson briefly served on the Conservative front bench as the Shadow Minister for the Arts from April 2004 until November 2004 when he was sacked after allegedly lying to Howard when denying he had had an affair with Petronella Wyatt. When contemporary David Cameron was elected leader of the Conservative Party in 2005, Johnson was re-appointed to the front bench as Shadow Minister for Higher Education and resigned as editor of The Spectator to concentrate on his new role. In September 2007 he was selected as the Conservative candidate for the 2008 Mayor of London election. Johnson defeated Labour incumbent Ken Livingstone and was elected Mayor, after which he resigned as an MP.

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[MurrayLachlanYoung2]

Yeah!

[fichbar]

That was hilarious thanks 4 posting.

[MurrayLachlanYoung2]

@fichbar

Just load the same poem with more pics...

hope you like it

best wishes

[TRSPTalent]

'The Stray Polar Bear' - love it.

well done Murray!

[hearts76100]

THAT CUNT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!

[MadamMiaow]

Mahvellous, dwahlink. Bravo.

[yhapster]

Very good! Very funny