Hard Sell #Whatever

Yay 200 uploads! To celebrate, an all-new edition of that thing I do approximately once a year. I used to do ten whole minutes of this at a time. How I don't know. I think going one advert at a time works better anyway.

The sound is all over the place in this one; despite how it sounds, I really didn't shove the microphone directly into my throat to make this. Fingers on volume controls, everyone.

Also contains some STRONG LANGUAGE OH NOES

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hard
• Sell
• Adverts
• Commercials
• Ads
• MST3K
• Snark
• Riffing
• Mystery
• Science
• Theater
• 3000
• Only
• Not
• As
• Funny

[gerryono]

which adarchive video did this come from?

[Applemask]

None of them, these ones are from a torrent.

[Thesurus02]

What torrent site is this from?

[Applemask]

Either UK Nova or The Box. The latter I think.

[gerryono]

do you have a facebook or myspace?

[Applemask]

I have a facebook, I will PM it at you

[easportsbig899]

The sad fact is, I actually have that Nightmare Holes Of Golf tape.

[electrogeek77]

To be honest, I think Mickey has a terrible addiction to E, hence the eternal soul-less smile.

[SpamNapkin]

"...extra piss."

[easportsbig899]

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Ye­s!Yes!Oh happy day!I love to see old ads!They complete me.

5 stars

[SmashRockgroin]

Wonderful stuff, and congratulations on achieving your new landmark.

"But the real surprise is..." "Shut the fuck up."

"Middle-aged construction workers from Mexico wept..."

"Thank you; we'll let you know..."

"...leaves the studio...and SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD."

Said it before, I'll say it again - these are amazing, you're a comic genius, etc.