My (Not So) Favourite Things

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Gumdrops and cum shots and teeny vibrators
Anemic sad hobbits, and teens with face craters
Desperate bitches wanting all the bling
These are a few of my favorite things

Silly dumb dick heads with ass-pirate buddies
Imbeciles with brains the size of two bees
White sneakers stained with unspeakable things
These are a few of my favorite things

Grossly obese cats in oversized sweaters
Joining the dark side with fresh boxers
Pathetic old men, attempting to sing
These are a few of my favorite things

Shooting zombies, giving teabags
Getting punched by Marth
I try not to think of my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad.

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