Let's Play Farmer's Daughter Valentine's Day Special

It's February 14th: Have you gotten laid today? I have, and it was on the C64! Come watch the cyber maddening tale of our epic lightning rod salesman protagonist and his EPIC quest to score with a girl that's basically the stereotypical equivalent of jailbait in such places as Arkansas or possibly even Texas... although I haven't seen any examples of such myself.

Just as well. My ass would get handed around in prison like a fat, floppy frisbee.

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[MrsSawahpoo]

This music totally brings out the mood.

[MikeNnemonic]

@MrsSawahpoo I was hoping it would. Definitely beats the dead silence that normally accompanies this game.

[wankyj]

Wow, I remember playing this with a friend in the late 80's. We never finished the game but we got close. Got to the barn to bang her, but the Farmer came out and shot me in the balls with the shotgun. That ended my tryst right there.

[MikeNnemonic]

@wankyj Hell, you did better than me. Back when I used to play it, I could never figure out how to get the brothers out of the kitchen. Of course, I was way too young to be playing it at the time, but it was my C64, damn it.

[icyevilchief]

I cn't belive this is real. but then again these kinda games were easy to make on atari so on the C64 it would probley be easier

[MikeNnemonic]

Just one of many adult games available on the C64 at the time.

[PaleVoyager]

Oh shit! You dropped the soap!

[moss257]

Wow I can't believe I had a discussion with you about 1: incest rape 2: a dirty vibrator and 3: pixel porn...

Let's be friends! :3

[sikthboy]

Hilarious.

[dudeapokemon]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. dam this was funny to watch XD.

[shmerokee]

clem & jed both disliked this video . they only have one account tough.

[TiitiOmega]

I just love how it says "Have a nice day" in the end xD

[247blunt]

damn hard game for a 9 year old, i got her in the loft but couldn't change the dam radio station."i said channel instead" , oh well, didn' t know shit back then anyways, and it was probably 4 the better!

[1CrazyFoxx1]

there was only one frase  could say at the end: what the fuck

[ElectricGuitar666X]

LOL a vibrator