The Beetles - Filth and Garbage ft. Scott Sturgeon of Leftover Crack (except not really)

Five years of being a cartoon band/music project with no new videos, this video is a self-proclaimed "horrible follow-up, and terrible letdown after five years of waiting, planning, trying, failing, Shuckin' and Jivin". However, having a rough cut of a song and tough cut of a video is probably better than nothing or the incredibly outdated content that's been scattered online with their name on it - all four fans aren't concerned either way.

Clarence BallHaire (bass player), who didn't play bass or contribute anything to this song at all, released this statement to the press today:

"Well, ahhh..hmmm...when myself and other four bandmates agreed to David Moron's offer to hmm, form the band; we were to understand this was a musical project SPECIFICALLY for Youtube and the Web. I mean, hmmph, he initially came back from the underworld with no notice, not having heard from him for over a year and a half- fwanton(Note: nobody is quite sure what "Fwanton" means); just five days ago after almost two full years - demanding we record a song on the spot. I mean that kind of {expletive: "BULLSHIT"} wasn't in my {expletive: "FUCKING"} contract, okay."

Guitarist/singer Dan Ackerman (formerly known as "D-Gork") added to those statements, taking credit for the entire song/video. It was difficult to make out what he was saying, with a voice constantly compared and ridiculed within the band and on the web for being similar and sub par to the Canadians from hit TV series "South Park". He swares he sounds exactly like "Dan Ackerman" and that it is his "Dan Ackerman voice", not intended to be a rip off. "I guess I just also happen to think you guys are dit-dicks".

The band is once again unsure what to do, being constantly stuck with it's less than reliable frontman/alleged composer & singer David Moron - who has no public records available. Police are working hard to investigate what criminal charges can be pressed to resolve this matter.

As for plans to make a future album, The band has been pumping out poor nine-syllable album titles that never go further than nowhere, including "This could be a self-titled album", "A-roused in the auditorium". and the latest and most likely next potential title(of the moment): "Music nobody can relate to". Also rumored is a ten year anniversary "completely redone" edition of 2005's "For Mature Audiences Only", due to get started on early to mid 2015.

The band have been dealing with some internal/personal issues since 2008's "formation & celebration" as an actual band, with a double release of LP "The Most Original Band Ever!" and EP "I Can't Believe It's Not A Demo!".

-(c) 2010 The Assberry Park Piss

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• scott sturgeon stza new 2010
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• filth and garbage
• never turn your back on sparks
• george quackenbush
• irony comes
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• billie vs gerard
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[TheBoMBS803]

reason for what guy?! lol

[TheBoMBS803]

haha the middle squel off kills it

[KBurkitt2]

that's why "Ethics" was written on my white board one day. Nice use of my Zombie photo by the way!

[KBurkitt2]

that's why "Ethics" was written on my white board one day. Nice