Top 10 Signs You're a Taliban Member...

You might be a member of the Taliban and just don't know it yet. Here are some of the top ten signs to help you determine your place in the kingdom of Allah!

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[PoisedToKill]

Crap. I think I might be a Taliban member.

[VirtualMP3Studio]

Me to.

[7blueblood]

damn

MOM HOW DO I GET TO AFGANISTAN???

[RoadRunnerLaser]

@armyoptimist - What makes you think that Muslims have some special right not to be ridiculed? I hope you'll note that your request was, quite rightly, IGNORED. Nobody has the right not to be the butt of someone else's jokes and absolutely no-one should feel that they must pander to the over-inflated sensibilities of cry-babies.

[armyoptimist]

I am anti talibans person but no doubt a muslim. Here is one thing not against Talibans but against muslims. Check point 4 and I request remove this point. 

[TrentJMiller]

#1 should be: you know your a taliban member if... your cousin is the president of the United States

[gurkhaboy]

LOL!!!! LMAO!!!

[lazyperfectionist1]

My personal favorites here are 7, 4, and or course 1.

[klangsteiner]

Send these to David Letterman!