star wars a new hope. The complete movie is re-enacted line for line. Shot in just 14 hours. . . because it's important.
HAN: (to Luke) You in, kid? Okay, stay sharp!
LEIA: (into intercom) Here they come!
LUKE: They're coming in too fast!
THREEPIO: Oooh!
LEIA: We've lost lateral controls.
HAN: Don't worry, she'll hold together.
HAN: (to ship) You hear me, baby? Hold together!
LUKE: Got him! I got him!
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HAN: Great kid! Don't get cocky.
LEIA: There are still two more of them out there!
LUKE: (laughing) That's it! We did it!
LEIA: We did it!
Threepio lies on the floor of the ship, completely tangled in
the smoking, sparking wires.
THREEPIO: Help! I think I'm melting! (to Artoo) This is all your
fault.
HAN: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.
LEIA: That doesn't sound too hard. Besides, they let us go. It's the only explanation for the ease of our escape.
HAN: Easy...you call that easy?
LEIA: Their tracking us!
HAN: Not this ship, sister.
LEIA: At least the information in Artoo is still intact.
HAN: What's so important? What's he carrying?
LEIA: The technical readouts of that battle station. I only hope that when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet!
HAN: It is for me, sister! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution,
and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in
it for the money!
LEIA: You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!
LEIA: Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares
about anything...or anyone.
LUKE: I care!
you know where CP30 is in the arcing wires, that's actually a pretty serious emergency but once again the humans play down the robot strife
kdl0 1 month ago
maybe my memory is jaded, but i remember this looking i don't know.... different. wasn' there some animation and little flyey thingees zooming about. they looked kinda like christmas ornaments shooting crayons or blowing up with sparklers.
cobrachoppergirl 8 months ago
This video is a work of genius from the beggining of youtube.....if this was made today, you'd be fucking internet gods.
SecretAgentDouble000 1 year ago
hahaha
pixel26 1 year ago
lol!
realgwoodard 1 year ago
I'd like to yank on those little buns ! : )
rycon246 1 year ago
Hahah, wow wish I had found this sooner. Love the "I care" line =)
cwal213 1 year ago
LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH HAHAHAH~~~
DMorlack 2 years ago
Personally, I can't flaw this, nice job
southofheaven123 2 years ago
wow, I hope kessel run is code for "learning to not take things so seriously."
Flatliner0452 2 years ago