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Edit 12/14/2011: Thanks for the views everyone ^^ Love You All... I think
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Promenade across the floor,
Sass shay right on out the door,
Out the door and in to the glade,
And everybody promenade,
Step right up, you're doing fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine,
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war,
Now into the brook and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about,
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out,
Shake like a hound dog, shake again,
Wallow around in the old pig pen,
Wallow some more, y'all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow,
Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right-left grand,
Now leave your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
Follow through with an elbow swing,
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might,
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead,
Womp him low and womp him high,
Stick your finger in his eye,
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground,
Promenade all around the room
Promenade like a bride and groom,
Open up the door and step right in,
Close the door and into a spin,
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Jump all around like a flying squirrel,
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just come right out and form a square,
Now right hand over and left hand under,
Both join hands and run like thunder,
Over the hill and over the dale,
Duck your head and lift your tail,
Don't you stray and don't you roam,
Turn around and promenade home,
Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack,
Turn your partner, promenade back,
And now you're home,
Bow to your partner,
Bow to the gent across the hall,
And that is all!
that makes me want to shot myself in the dick with a sling shot.
KemoSTL 4 months ago
LOL
Emomoz 4 months ago
very funnny video:DDD
steponaviciutesimona 5 months ago
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might,
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead,
Womp him low and womp him high,
Stick your finger in his eye,
I love that part!
bishop144214 6 months ago
heh heh that almost makes him sound like a chipmonk
pipefox19 6 months ago
One of my favorites!!
deguello1431 7 months ago
Fucking Hilarious!!!
radmaxxxx 7 months ago
One of my childhood favorites!
But I thought I remembered something in the lyrics like:
"Swing your partner round and round, kick em in the butt and knock em down"
does anyone know where I might have gotten that from?
Cindi72c 8 months ago
Brings back my childhood and still think it is the funniest one of them all
jah6451 9 months ago
This is super funny! Thanks for the laugh! =D
kittylovesDR 10 months ago