Man Poops Outside of Ashton Kutcher's Office

Ashton,
That is rich! So, you've been PUNKED! only not in a fake sorta way. Looks like a new show for you to pursue. Wish I had your job, and staff, they look like a fun group. Wanna lend them to me for my film festival?

This is crazy ! I love they way they break down the whole crap lol.

Looks like "Mr. Getabrain" has PMS.

Fake and Gay

The word 'dude' is not yet out of style, last time I checked. Unless you're like middle aged... then it's weird.

Ah Dahh, Rosie, do like, some more, like checking, cause, like it's historic, like unless you're Fred like Flintstone.

OMG! You haven't replied for like 6 like hours. You must be like "middle aged" or something!!!!

And "ASSTON" Clutcher- you are no more than a video whore. I've never seen anything intelligent out of you. You may have the young girls' looking at you. Little do they know that you are into career promoting bodies like "Dumbi" / "Demie" who cares. You'd be with a male rabbit if he promoted your career. You are a media whore. That's very obvious. Too bad you never knew the value of a respectable life. Your loss. Cause it's nice, Dermie bitch.

You can just fuck off, sir.

Now Now Rosie, that is a quite juvenile expression. Did you learn that this year in like Junior High?