The Adventures of B-Hanny: Who Could This Be

A tough day at work got the best of B-Hanny, and relaxing on the couch was exactly what the doctor ordered. Feeling thirsty B-Hanny grabbed a bottle of water. Within seconds B-Hanny chugged the bottle as water droplets spued from his mouth. B-Hanny had quenched his thirst but this scenario wasn't the truth.

A tough day at work did get the best of B-Hanny, and relaxing on the couch was exactly what the doctor ordered. However, B-Hanny felt hungry not thirsty and a banana was the perfect remedy. Peeling back the skin B-Hanny eyed down the banana and prepared for ultimate consumption. Jamming the banana into his mouth B-Hanny took a giant bite. The banana was beyond any level of enjoyment and B-Hanny plunged into an angelic like state. Conversely, this situation was a lie and B-Hanny wasn't eating a banana.

A tough day at work got the best of B-Hanny, and arriving home didn't solve anything. B-Hanny grabbed his favorite stuffed toy Frosty the Snowman and let his emotions get the best of him. With an uncontrollable amount of mucus B-Hanny had no choice but to blow his nose. The sobbing became out of control and B-Hanny noticed he was sitting near the window. Realizing it would be social suicide if anybody caught him crying B-Hanny moved to a new location.

Having the comfort of his favorite stuffed toy Frosty the Snowman allowed B-Hanny to regain his emotions. After coming across a mirror B-Hanny recognized his dashingly good looks as well as the beauty in Frosty the Snowman. Realizing this situation was once in a life time B-Hanny took advantage of the opportunity and prepared his camera. This was the perfect Facebook profile picture and B-Hanny gave a great big smile for the camera. Satisfied with the results B-Hanny nodded his head and walked onwards.

Growing tired B-Hanny decided to relax with Frosty the Snowman. However, just before the relaxation could begin B-Hanny felt a vibration in his pocket. B-Hanny was receiving a phone call, and it was from his good friend Turkey Tom. B-Hanny answered and Turkey Tom responded telling B-Hanny a hilarious turkey related joke.

Now the conversation with Turkey Tom is hard to translate but this transcript is fairly accurate. Yelp vocalization purr, gobble, squeal, vroom sound, gobble, gobble, excitement spring, vocalize flying, contented purr, gobble, gobble. Adult yelping, sounds used to attract hens, signal flapping, series soft yelps, flight cackle, cluck, gobble, and gobble.

The conversation with Turkey Tom continued for several minutes until B-Hanny said goodbye. In doing so B-Hanny decided his relaxation was going to take in the basement. As B-Hanny left with Frosty the Snowman he accidently took the wrong path. The embarrassment was overwhelming but B-Hanny marched onwards with Frosty the Snowman.

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[see4ward]

You are sooo funny! I will never eat a banana the same way again.

[JoeFWall]

ROFLMAO! I guess that would be how a conversation with a turkey would go.

[draywanda]

Dayummmm! LOL! thats hilarious!

Have a goodun' D-Ray

[jdaa1234]

LOL XD i'm dying!!

[TheTinapino]

That was so touching. I cried when he hugged Frosty.

[Schmappnschmazz]

This is excellent! I love it!

[xRikavax]

Lol, nice xD

[Nic33rd]

Such thrilling adventures!

[macintacsham]

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE hahahahahaha

[AdmirosOwns]

That was funny :D