All Your Oil Are Belong To US

George Bush stars in Zero Wing, with guest appearances by Osama Bin Laden, and Donald Rumsfeld.

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[solapse]

Got to love a good flame war.

[BasshuterZ]

You still dont get it that Americans have destroyed the Twins .

Why?

Becouse they needed a reason to start the war.

Why?

Bcouse they stealed a fucking milions of gallons oil.

Osama Bin Laden was nothing comparated in how bid deal was this.

[solapse]

@BasshuterZ

LOLWUT

[lordsmokeadoob420]

LOL Bin Laden as Cats classic.

[joshuaissac]

In AD 2101, war was beginning...In AD 2001, war was beginning.

For great justice...Operation Infinite Justice (name of the US op to catch Laden)

All your base are belong to us...al Qaeda ("the base" in Arabic)

CATS...Osama ("Lion" in Arabic).

Coincidence? I think not!

[Krillo1331]

Goood.

[ViirinSoftworks]

Any time you think of the war going on now, just think of the storyline of Front Mission 3. It explains it all.

[AroundSun]

@joshuaissac Yes I know how to read and type URL's.  What I said was NO EVIDENCE THERE!!!

[joshuaissac]

@AroundSun Replace every [dot] with . and [slash] with / so they are valid URLs, which will lead to articles by The Times, The Guardian, etc. which verify my claims.

[AroundSun]

@joshuaissac nope, no evidence there

[joshuaissac]

@AroundSun Evidence of oil mines being alight by Iraqi soldiers (seen from space by NASA): j[dot]mp[slash]oC0ZIY

Evidence of Allied countries getting Iraqi oil contracts after the war: j[dot]mp[slash]roBenu

Iraq thought to have the largest oil reserves in the world: j[dot]mp[slash]oa0tck , and confirmed to have at least the second largest: j[dot]mp[slash]r9tB9G

Enjoy!

[AroundSun]

@joshuaissac evidence.........

[joshuaissac]

@AroundSun There are no "lootings". After you take over a country, you gain control of its resources, especially those which were state-owned. Contracts for these newly acquired resources are then given to companies in the Allied countries. As Iraqi forces retreated amidst the Allied invasion, they set fire to the oil fields (see NASA Iraq gallery), but experts were brought in to control and put out the fires. Shell, BP and ExxonMobil were amongst those who won the contracts to Iraq's oil.