Re: How to get Drunk....without Alcohol!!

Originally a response to a video that has since been deleted, reuploaded here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh1Bcru_JG4
I've got a new plan for getting drunk...

OH HAI REDDIT

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[Theysee35]

Do Not mock & scoff Aurora what she had experienced is true for I have experienced it myself .

What I want you to have is Ask your maker to do the same to you so those UNbeleif will go away.You will find GOD to be approachable He was with each 1 of us we just do not feel His manifest presence & waht Aurora is having is just that.If you can Pray ask GOD direstly if that is him & tell GOD you want the same thing(which I want for each 1 of my own family too specially those who truly needs it).

[thereisnofive]

If you truly believe that God can get you drunk without the need for alcohol, then he should also be able to make you sated without the need for food, and remove your thirst without the need for water. Why not try going without eating or drinking for a month and see how that works out for you. I may be a non-believer, but even I know god has better things to do than go around getting ditzy teenagers "drunk".

[rogue419]

beer > Jesus

[sqdone24]

you're lame, this is funny.

"prollly cold filtered"

[ChemicalfireFTW]

Obviously fake and obviously a virgin..

[SuperCrazylady21]

lol it'd be fun to party with this guy.

[kiddies21]

Wtf?

[thebitmovies]

"i cant even remember which cupboard im in"

[poopasoreass]

I remember my first beer too.

[scottspook]

@Theysee35 what are you a cult leader? why do you people force religion on people...there's a time and a place for that...the church on sundays.... what has god done for me? taken my father when I was a teenager, failed at making self sufficient human beings who are destroying our planet? I believe in myself and that's all I need. Seeing is believing and I sure as hell don't see god...t

[likeohmygoth]

Yeah, no so this was REALLY funny. 

[paranapoleon2]

@thereisnofive

do you need alcohol to survive?

If yes, then that is sad. if no: so you ''just'' drink to ''not just live'' but to ''have fun living'' then that is sad.

[pestkilla14]

Lmfao ahhh shit i spilled my beer !

[erringtondude]

sir? are u john nash??