Dilbert: Amoeba and Kenny the Sales Weasel Video

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Dilbert and his one-celled colleague. Those who can, engineer. Those who can't, sell.

In Amoeba, The Boss says, Dilbert, meet the new guy. Dilbert says, You hired a giant amoeba? The Boss replies, You cant go around judging people by their looks. Would you mind... Dilbert asks, Training him? The Boss replies, Keeping him moist?

In Kenny The Sales Weasel, The Boss says, Dilbert, youll work with Kenny the Sales the Weasel on our biggest prospect. Kenny says, Tell me all of our products technical spec on the way. I like to be prepared. Dilbert says, Our product is beige. It uses electricity. Kenny says, Whoa! Brain overload!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Dilbert
• Ringtales
• animation
• cartoon
• amoeba
• boss
• work
• office
• sales
• stupid
• dumb
• idiot
• comedy
• business
• corporations
• train

[FunkyNinja22]

"It runs on electricity" " Whoa whoa whoa brain overload" LOL

[shnumbleshnore]

haha thats funny because your retarded

[stefanblag]

Kenny the Sales Weasel looks like Hugo Chavez

[echoingheads]

@shnumbleshnore It's spelled you're as in 'you are'.

Considering the comment that I am replying to this is pretty ironic.

[Odbarc]

Is that amoeba female? I can keep it wet and do nothing at the same time.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

I am sure a giant amoeba would be a better boss than the ones I had.

[aceman11100]

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS no it's IMPOSSDAFASDFSDREDRXFSD!!!!!

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@aceman11100 What are you doing in the engineering department? Spartans belong in Sales, though they'll never be as good as Kenny.

[aceman11100]

Keeping him moist....... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

[thesalanian]

hahaha that is so what salesmen are,charming weasels

[supern00b]

which strip was the second one from? i know i have it somewhere....

[TenSecond3pic]

Stupid shit.