Survivor Blues - Joezen's Survivor Audition

My Survivor audition a few years ago. I changed the words to Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues to "Survivor Blues" and made the lyrics relevant to Survivor.

Jeffs on Survivor
Mixing up the liars
Im on your television
Trying to find a way in
A man with big dreams, knapsack, loin cloth
Ill even bend and cough
Cause I want to get paid off

Look out kid
Im making a bid
God knows men
And he knows I wanna win
You can bet Ill find a way
To get on the island
A man with the will
And a creative pen
Wants a million dollar bills
I only got ten

Mama says Im fleet foot
Fearless, full of guts
Hoping that I make the cut
So I can build a hut
Whatever is in my way
Mama says shes gonna pray
Im on a plan in May
So that I can play

Look out kid
Im gonna be a hit
On the Survivor show
Going for all the dough
Better me than any of those
Theyre not my friends, theyre foes
Keep a clean nose
Wear my play clothes
May not be a weatherman
I know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around the water well
Truth, lies, cant tell
Beg, steal, barter, sell
Try hard, play hard
Alliances, tree mail
Challenges, get nailed
Join the jury if you fail

Look out kid
Im gonna get hit
By users, cheaters
Trust abusers
Hang around the needers
Girls by the whirlpool
Looking for a new fool
Dont follow leaders
And watch the bottom feeders

Ah, get bored, keep warm
Adamant, romance, take a chance
Get stressed, depressed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy votes
Dont deal, dont float
Twenty years of schoolin
And they put you on the tugboat

Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Try to go in disguise
Go and get some allies
Dont be surprised
Cause everyone lies
Dont wanna see my name
Till the end of the game
Thats when votes count
And the million is in my eyes

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Tags:

• survivor
• audition
• joezen
• blues
• bob
• dylan
• subterranean
• homesick