Borat Dukes Apostolic Pentecostals

Borat Dukes the Apostolics

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Borat
• laughter
• funny comedy
• Apostolic Pentecostals
• oneness Pentecostals
• gospel
• pastor
• praise
• prank
• worship
• Apostolic
• pentecostal
• oneness pentecostal
• united Pentcostal church
• UPCI
• Jesus Christ
• God Christiany
• PAW
• calvinist church
• John Calvin
• protestant church
• orthodox church
• luthern church
• roman catholic church
• RCC
• baptist

[ThalamusMinimus]

@lkevins1

As ppl of faith say, "The Creator has his reasons that we don't comprehend (for making babies born blind etc)," perhaps The Creator also CREATED Legion to have inquisitive nature, for reasons you don't know.

I think ppl w/true faith in a judgmental deity are trembling in so much fear for their own Redemption that they're unable to give hollow "warnings" like the "48 hours" you gave Legion: Who are you to warn/judge him (are u The Deity's appointee/angel, or human like the rest of us)?

[lkevins1]

@Legionx8111 Oh it seems that you will just have to find out that every deed, thought, and word spoken, you shall have to explain it to the Almighty. So be careful how you speak of the Creator God of the Universe, he is after all, keeping record. What would that matter to you, you don't believe, go ahead mock God and see what your life becomes in the next 48 hours

[Legionx8111]

@lkevins1 i dont follow ?? i just love comment warzz !!!! lol

[lkevins1]

@Legionx8111 You forgot to include that he is the best accountant, he really knows how to keep those records in check, BTW, whats on your account?

[Legionx8111]

@lkevins1 it seems to me there is the only thing the good lord likes more than free booze at wedding parties is killing people drowning small children and unborn babies destroying city`s ripping apart pregnant women persecuting anyone who doesnt ooh and ahh .it would seem unwise to deny him for those who do..he does what any loving god would do he kills and tortures them an exellent roll model . so if your rite i guess theres not gunna be another borat..

[lkevins1]

@Legionx8111 I know that you don't really read the bible, much less believe anything the sacred words have to say, but have you ever read the account of Elisha cursing the Childred, after they said to him: "Go up thou baldhead, Go up! A couple she bears came out of the woods and devoured them. The object is never profane that which is holy, do not mock the things of God!

[Legionx8111]

it seems like everything people do out of instinct is a sin all our habits are sins everything we do for fun will send us to hell is this soo nessesary is anything we do realy worthy of such a miserable fate.. it also seems that serious religous fanaticts preach more hate than love and blantly scream out ur going to hell at random intervuls to passing strangers and your like shit im gunna sin as much as possable so i dont gotta spend eternity with that nutter...

[Legionx8111]

@lkevins1 His acting career is far from over he made a equally successful film shortly after. i think this insult as u put it was the funniest thing i have seen in ages he is a legend lol anyway half the damn church were probably faking it the rest wer having some sort of random ass fit ..lol soo why must god be vengeful does he not have a sense of humor if this all knowing entity gave us our personality`s why must he punish us for exspressing it ??

[SSUstufRudel]

@Truthorfable Well prolly none of the ministers had the Spirit of Prophecy/Discernment. Doesn't mean that if you are a minister means you gotta have those gifts. I mean seriously you can't tell if someone is speaking fake tongues unless you got at that gift of interpretation. The problem is that Borat or rather the actor, Mr Cohen is pretending and is lying all the while in the presence of God which is one thing I felt very uncomfortable. The Ananias & Saphira effect could have happened to him.

[jessycaelizabeth07]

any person can watch or listen in a church service and fake it... some preachers even speak in tongues over the microphone so it would've been hard for him to fake it but his time will come....