dude, where's my bike lane?

the case of a disappearing bike lane in San Francisco

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bike
• bicycle
• lane
• cyclist
• cycling
• bicyclist

[alginplumkin]

hey moron, would you rather get clipped by a car? chances are no ones going to say anything to you if you get on the sidewalk for a few minutes and the face is people on bikes in the street piss me off sooooo i couldnt care less what you have to say go get a mountain bike or just quit your bitching and ride with cars they obviously have a little more authority being the fact that theyre raping your bike lane bitchhh

[bikelikeme]

@alginplumkin Well, they're also 'raping' the sidewalk, so that's not really a solution.

[alginplumkin]

i agree with that duude....bike on the fucking sidewalk douche, the road is for cars.

[bikelikeme]

@alginplumkin Biking on the sidewalk is illegal (in case you didn't know). Bikes have as much a right to the road as cars do, even without a striped bike lane (in case you didn't know).

"the road is for cars" is a basic attitude problem.

[youztuber5000]

cops are right... shut the fuck up. i think the bike lanes need to go on side walks

[bikelikeme]

So where are people going to walk if we put the bike lane on the sidewalk?

[bikelikeme]

"Drivers are always careful" is the LOL comment of the year. Congrats.

[iempoor]

FUCK CARS. FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH GLEE AND RAPTURE. FUCK THEM WITH ALL THE POWER OF GREYSKULL. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM. THEY ARE A BANE ON HUMANITY, EARTH AND THE UNIVERSE. (At least until they are no longer using harmful propulsion systems.) ;) P.S. Excuse me for the ridiculous ranting behaviour, but I just had to spew it forth. I feel much better now.

[UKNORTHLANDER]

Nice vid. Shows the point nicely

[THEvampgenocide]

@alginplumkin actually when i use to ride my bike i almost got a ticket for riding on the side walk... bikes have to use the road just like cars...

[kamakarider]

I like your video, I have done several of my own, not very professional. It's a no-brainer that we should be encouraging bikes and discouraging cars in cities, yet apparently, many have no brain. Stay safe, "kamakarider" from Honolulu, Hawaii.

[chewser117]

As a driver I hate cops, as a cyclist I love em'. Where I live if you drive, park, or stand in a bike lane your almost garuanteed a ticket.

[reaperexpress]

@MikeskylerBJJ There are some extremists who totally hate cars (such as the "fuck cars" guy), but most people have a more reasonable view. Cars are certainly here to stay, but that doesn't mean we need to bow down and worship them. The way roads are currently built forces people to drive because it makes cycling a pain and transit slow. Redesigning our roads to be fair to all users would not inhibit any of the luxuries associated with cars, but would make streets faster, safer and more pleasant.

[nunyabidnez2011]

What else would you expect from the pigs?

[GreenteaBoy]

@youztuber5000 - next time u get run over by a cyclist in the sidewalk don't complain.

[MikeskylerBJJ]

@iempoor Cars are the means of transportation all of the civilized world. They are what keep our technology moving. If it weren't for cars, you wouldn't be able to have the rest of the luxuries that we enjoy. For example your computer or phone, what ever you are using to write you're dumbass comment. Without cars companies wouldn't make them as it'd be far to hard to send a bike with 100 computers strapped to it down the bike highway. So before you say "fuck cars" realize that you rely on them.

[MikeskylerBJJ]

Hey, I have to agree this is crazy, the bike lane is there so they don't have to drive on the road and shouldn't be used by cars. I also have to say that many bikers use the road insted, at least here in washington. The other day I was stuck behind a biker going less than 10mph on a road marked 35. The dumbass also was a big enough asshole to switch lanes cutting someone else off and use a fucking turnlane at a light as if he is a car. If I wouldn't go to jail, i'd have run his ass over.