No Criminal Charges!? gnooze May 6, 2009

The so-called swine flu isn't as serious as anticipated, it doesn't appear that the Justice Department will issue criminal charges in connection with torture, and the UN says the Israeli army was reckless. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Thanks to Oz J. Thomas for the show open! Check out http://www.ozjthomas.com for more. Music by Pistol Youth: http:pistolyouth.com and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com Distributed by Tubemogul.

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News & Politics

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• gnooze
• news
• comedy
• h1n1
• swine
• flu
• pandemic
• who
• sebelius
• schools
• doj
• justice
• department
• torture

[AsManyUsernames]

sooo funny... women are socialized not to want to be president but first lady and it is ridiculously sexist -

Funny on the mixed messages... hilarious..

No your endings are theme, not akward, I like them - it shows you as a person/serious reporter,,, the other part is super funny... It is a good closing..."I'm Marta Costello {and now I get to speak of something random}" Love it - uh no seriously, Love it!

[BlackhawkFitness]

Uhh...NOPE. <--LOL, classic.

[BlackhawkFitness]

Wow...not so much.

[pigmydmm]

Mich,,Obama was also Disbarred she is

grossly,,,on suicisde street

Pigmydmm

[hearNyou]

Loving the new opening, kept the hot choon and some variety in the visuals. Nice, like U !!! :)

[VeritasTruthEmet]

Hmm, the UN and Gaza, not a topic for amicable discourse (nor rational / factual). I'd avoid it personally but would still enjoy it if you do engage the issue.

[desirefirst]

love you, Marta. honestly, i liked the old opening better 'cause it featured more of you. just because it's creative fails to make this new opening better

[redbrest]

You are so damn cute

[fatmanprime]

That's not true.

Saudi terrorists were responsible for 911. Muhammed Atta.

[zepfan74]

israel army most high moral? i smell bullsh--t. ALL of israel are nothing but terrorists and there responible for 911 and for duping us into war with iraq