Chuck Norris is Not Awesome

Boy, I'm going to get a lot of hate-mail over this video, aren't I?
In this YKWA special, I confront the legendary Chuck Norris, and explain why he isn't as awesome as many devotees say.
Chuck Norris is probably a nice, upstanding person, and is so tough that he sleeps with a pillow under his gun, but I disapprove of him pushing to have Intelligent Design taught in public schools. This is the subject of my rebuttal.
The title is rather provocative, but I'm not uploading this video for the notoriety. Creationism is a serious issue, and people like Chuck Norris should not be rallying to bring this idea into the science room. It has its place elsewhere, but Intelligent Design and Creationism have no place in the science room.
Let me know what you think.
Cheers!

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• Norris
• awesome
• not
• creationism
• intelligent
• design
• science
• evolution
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• true

[mrdslayer1]

Chuck norris can suck squid scrotums

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@mrdslayer1

And that's... a good thing?

[Electroposit]

Chuck will find you!

[QUANTUMJOKER]

@Electroposit

Bring it on!

[Jmpapi151]

@QUANTUMJOKER he watches you every time you poop! don't play around with Chuck Norris!

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@Jmpapi151

Hey, Chuck Norris may be a hairy-chested, martial-arts superbeing, but I hope he respects freedom of speech.

[bigboy45454545]

Richard Dawkins could punch Chuck Norris in the face, and Richard's fist would go right through Chuck's pointy little head.

When Richard Dawkin's does push-ups............The earth moves, not Richard Dawkins.

[FlyTour69]

I'm with Chuck. And I'm also NOT on today's roundhouse kick list.

[theamzingdrdouchebag]

38 people have had there heads crush by chuck's badass thighs

[Casshyr]

Chuck Norris spends too much time practicing his moves, and should instead read a science textbook from time to time.

[kbprojekty]

@poparena It is fairly common tactic. At least in theory ;) The problem with many fighters is that they get frustrated when coming full force doesn't work. Those kind of guys are often control freaks. They don't like when something doesn't go their way. Bruce wasn't a professional fighter per se, as he didn't fight much and rarely against skilled opponents. His athleticism was legendary though, especially considering his weight. Not many guys could ever pull stunts like that.

[kbprojekty]

@bigboy45454545 Were you drunk when reading my comment, or do you have trouble understanding stuff around you?

[bigboy45454545]

@kbprojekty Creationists like Chuck seem reasonable to you? How sad for you.

[kbprojekty]

@bigboy45454545 When Richard Dawkins speaks, even Chuck Norris seems like a reasonable guy.

[garethofthedead]

I don't who I hate more Chuck Norris or tgwtg

[cheetmeister]

how are your catholic friends creationists when even the vatican accepts evolution?