Nothing To It: Perfect Blumpkin

My friend "Blumpkin" got this perfection. I told him I'd upload it so here it is. It's full of inside jokes, but I think it's at least enjoyable to the average viewer.

Transcript:
My name is Blumpkin, and I'm a friend of Bill's.
Today, I'm going to get a perfection and I'm going to show you how to do it the man way.
There will be none of that pussy sniping shit.
I have balls.
I also enjoy betraying my teammates.
Especially Bill.
I mean I didn't even get a fucking kill for that.
I also can't lead shots for shit with a rocket launcher.
But it's ok. I'm a fucking hairy man.
At least my B R isn't that bad...I'm waiting for all the haters to comment me now.
For anyone that says my B R is bad, let's shove it up your ass and see if it takes four shots to make you orgasm.
The sword is for bitches.
Now that my rockets are empty, I'll take that sword.
I'm actually being cautious right now..What the fuck is wrong with me?

And now I'll save my friend Bill's ass. It's such a sweet ass.
I'm bored. Where's the bitches I'm supposed to be fucking?
They're all hiding like my penis does when I get out of the pool.
This sword's going up someone's ass.
Or maybe not. Where the fuck are they?
He took it like a nineteen fifties house wife.
Bill had him dead, but I had to steal that from him.
He's flipping me off right now.
My team is actually killing people. I don't have to save them.
Four red dots around me means I should die soon, but I'm mother fucking Blumpkin.
Turret fag.
My grenade is clutch.
A stable of hoes.
A killing frenzy makes my penis go whooo!
I've got a surprise for him.
It was Bill's B R..
We tag teamed that bitch like eve lawrence.
Slow down. I'm the Juggernaut bitch.

He should be embarassed.
I'm glad I learned to use plasma grenades.
Bill almost killed me.
He always shoots that exploding shit.
I don't know if it's so he doesn't accidentally get killed by it or if he's trying to splatter someone but that fucking communist almost killed me.
I took the rockets because at least that's in MLG. The sword is for noobs. That's why Bill picked it up.
If you're a scared mother fucker go to church.
Double kills are like blow jobs. I don't get enough of them and whoever gives them to me usually give them to everyone else.
Bill just got a triple kill. His dick is so much bigger than mine.
I got a riot, but my penis is still inferior to Bill's. He just saved me.
I like the pink dildos.
An elite on the sniper tower with the sniper and a regenerator. This looks like a job for the Tyler Hansborough wann a be.
I would go gay for anyone at UNC.
Watch this awesome B R..
Fuck that, he must have been cheating.
But Bill killed him with ease. Now Bill must be cheating.
Now I have nothing to kill. Thanks Bill.
And that's how he learned his lesson.
Now I'm a man. A man man man.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Halo
• Nothing
• To
• It
• Perfect
• Blumpkin
• Pit
• Perfection
• Funny
• Stupid
• Pissed
• Off
• Noobs

[samantharose54321]

What is a blumpkin?

[carbongreed]

In this case, Blumpkin is the nickname of my friend that was playing at the time. There's another meaning for it, but I'd best not say

[1fabian09]

4:36 LMFAO

[thunderstruck223]

Holy shit it's Stephen Hawking

[MrTufanOzdal]

hahahah awesome



[rorshoxjournal]

Seaman bonner robber chode explosion

[kishanpatel45840]

blumpkin is The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

[Recalo4]

he wont say it but i will, its when you get head while your takin a shit

[samantharose54321]

ok then

[HLGcaptain96]

ist it when youre getting head while you take a dump?