Based on the book "The Moonstone" by Wilkie Collins. The song has been recreated from scratch using some different instruments but it is still "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor. "The Moonstone" was the first mystery novel ever written and even if you ignored the *spoiler alert* and have yet to read the book I highly recommend giving it a go. This was done for a class project and was shot and edited in one day so take it easy on the destructive criticism. :P
Lyrics:
This is...
10% love,
20% thrill,
15% concentrated power of Wilkie,
5% treasure,
50% cocaine,
And a 100% reason to just give us an A!
Subjective, objective, told in every perspective,
You read this book just once; you'll want to be a detective,
Rachel, Blake, yeah and even the Brahmins,
They all had "The Moonstone", written by Wilkie Collins,
It's such a great book, no matter how long it lasts,
Hell, it made the Indians leave their mother fucking castes!
Betteredge is the name, and butlery is my game,
I had to write half of this book, because of some bitchy teenage dame,
Rachel knew the whole time, that Franklin Blake took the ice,
So I figure she can buy the meds, for my arthritis,
Robinson Crusoe, yeah that's the fucking book,
That I read in my free time, because it's straight off the hook,
I just try to stay neutral, unlike that biased quack clack,
Littering everywhere and uglier than a fanny pack,
I just try to keep it even; I just try to stay fair,
But just between me and you, I don't even fucking care!
This is...
12% love,
100% Compelling,
500% pages that are 100% bestselling,
10% mustache,
25% action,
And 647% which makes an improper fraction!
So your name is Rachel, and you're turning eighteen,
Here's a diamond from your uncle, bigger than you've ever seen,
Not even one day later, and that fat gems gone,
And there's a stain on a dress, I feel like Bill Clinton,
They all think I did it, but I swear I did not,
Why would I steal from a chick like Rachel? Man she's so freaking hot!
Frankie B. up in here, trying to clean up this lie,
I ain't no re-gifter; I just accidentally got high,
But she saw me take that moonstone; Ive got to clear my name,
Show her it aint my fault, and that Im not to blame,
I'd call up Sherlock, but that fool's a fucking bluff,
Straight from the big clock, yeah it's my main man Cuff!
You want that sun-rock, that moonstone, that diamond cut rough,
Girl Ill find it no doubt, because Im Sergeant Cuff,
I'm taking over the case, get out of here Seegrave,
Don't even fucking test me, or you'll be sleeping in your grave,
Finding clues for me is nothing, with this sexy mustache,
Hell, when I was 2 I found Waldo, without a magnifying-glass,
Everyone thought that jewel, had some magic fucking powers,
But I ain't got time for that shit; Ive got to fertilize my flowers!
This is...
10% mystery,
20% suspense,
15% 1800 British accents,
5% gender roles,
50% addiction,
And a 100% reason to label this nonfiction!
Yeah, Ezra Jennings here, assistant to the candy man,
I'm his frigging handy man, and he pays me in brandy man,
Pneumonia hit him hard, stopped him dead in his tracks,
I'm going to prove Blake's innocence, because I gots the facts,
Tripping on that opium, that laudanum, that poppy crop,
He stole the bling that night; I swear I ain't telling no poppy cock,
Yeah, but hes got to prove his innocence,
If he ever wants that cousin kiss, then hell test out my hypothesis,
Yeah he's innocent, but now he's addicted to drugs
Limping Lucy's lack of leg, the crooked shoulder of Rosanna,
Wilkie Collins hates the crippled, more than I's hates bad grammar,
Rach and Blake together forever; yeah they just may be,
They'd probably tell you themselves, but theyve got to make a baby!
This is...
10% cousin,
20% detective,
15% last person that you ever expected,
5% treasure,
50% clichéd,
And a 100% reason to give us that same grade!
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Thε Mσσnstσnε~BBC~2/12~by TheEnchantedNymph18,361 views
i just finished the book! this is so awesome!
RevengeofZup 8 months ago
this is a riot
chocorangel33t 9 months ago