Doctor Who - The Big Bang spoof + Confidential

The 11th Doctor's 13th adventure, Series 5 finale written by Steven Moffat, starring Matt Smith and Karen Gillan. Part 2 of The Pandorica Opens.
Criticising the series 5 finale of Doctor Who. A review, spoof, parody, action figure interpretation, satire + Confidential of the Dr. Who episode: The Big Bang by LegoDaleks - created and written by John Colin Thornton.
The comedy isn't funny, the thriller isn't thrilling and there's no science in the sci-fi. And I thought The End of Time and Children of Eartth were shit. The finale's featuring John Sim were crappier than this one, but this is by far the worst finale featuring the Daleks (if that's what they're still calling them).
Michael Grade is a cunt. Steven Moffat is a bad writer. Russell T. Davies is a bad writer also. This vid features almost all of my lego Daleks as well as the new Daleks.

Summary of series 5:

Eleventh Hour: RTD is back and so is Tennant, Amy is broke as she decided to pursue a career as a kissogram.

Victory of the Daleks: A contradictory statement. Amy gets nothing to do.

Time of Angels: Female Captain Jack is back. I wonder if she'll turn out to be the face of earth (Casandra) in the end. Amy gets nothing to do again.

Flesh and Stone: This time the contradictions and plot holes are obvious to everyone, everyone except Moffat. The attention seeking Amy opens her legs as a last resort.

Vampires of Venice: Reverse-comic relief companion Rory joins the 3-some.

Hungry Earth: Human beings with a bit of green on their faces claim to be another species, it's Star Trek the next Generation meets Dr. Who.

Cold Blood: A woman dies in a highly erotic way.

Vincent and the Doctor: 'Are you trying to kill invisible poultry that only YOU can see? Then call this helpline....'

The Lodger: The Dr. and Amy don't feature in this one.

The Pandorica Opens: Amy dies.

The Big Bang: Amy comes back to life, then the Doctor dies, then the Doctor comes back to life.

by: LegoDaleks, alias: John C. Thornton

Category:

Comedy

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• Series 5
• Finale
• comedy
• confidential
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[SamDiMartino]

I really think you should make a video explaining your favorite things about the doctor who you do like so we can better understand these opinions; so we can understand how those bastards ruined your show. I enjoy old and new Who differently, I also completely understand most of these criticisms you have. I just think perhaps you think far too highly of your own opinion, and I think that's what bothersome about these videos. The world would be better if people didn't express opinions as facts.

[LegoDaleks]

@TheAfroThunder1 Yes, Yiddish & Patois are considered part of the English language.

[zentag770]

@LegoDaleks As do older ppl. look at the target audience. Its a childrens show.

(its before the watershed.)

I was asking for a script b/c iv was trying to get you to see how making scripts that appeal to your audience is difficult to do. And for every plot that you come up with i could tell you that you ripped it off something most likely.

those lines are for comic relief. just sayin.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@LegoDaleks Are you speaking English?

[LegoDaleks]

@zentag770 Ok, not 12 year olds, 4 years olds. 4 years olds come up with ideas like the Daleks & Cybermen meeting & shooting each other while a million Daleks fly about, which all occurs after the apparent third extinction of the Daleks.

I should message U a script cuz U don't think I can write DW without putting in dumb lines like: "Don't diss the sonic", or companions that offer their sexual services to the Dr, or obviously ripping off Futurama & without contradiction or repetition or magic?

[zentag770]

@LegoDaleks And once again you back your arguments on opinion. Not a solid base for a debate. what you see as flaws i may(and do)enjoy.

I doubt 12 year olds could do as good of a job.

write a script. message me. and ill tell you how it compares? or better yet pull one decent 15 minute episode out your self and message me the link. ill tell you how it compares.

i dont claim i could do a better job.

[LegoDaleks]

@zentag770 That isn't true. Most "flaws" the original DW had were due to influences that could not be helped, like a minute budget & very little time. Nu-hu has flaws from the basics of production (scripts&design) to the more advanced stuff (sound FX, music). Every aspect of production is sub-standard. There's not 1 thing they do good enough were it could just be considered standard. It's like watching an amateur production made by a bunch of 12 year olds. the BBC used to be respectable - shame

[zentag770]

@LegoDaleks Yes perspective is important.

I meant quite a bit of time for a production company.In comparison to other methods(ie lighting and SFX)

Ah the the Judoon. A big rhino.

the antibodies the cybermen. among others.

Al i set out to do was to show that nu-hus flaws are the same as old-hu.



[LegoDaleks]

@zentag770 "It is not the fastest, it takes quite a bit of time." Again, if for example you have precious stones that take 1 000 000 years to grow, then you might consider it a long time, but if compared to more precious stones & diamonds which would for instance take up to 600 000 000 years to grow, the 1 000 000 years would still be the shortest amount of time = the fastest.

And their REAL FX aren't any good either especially if they keep commissioning designs like that of the Judoon.

[LegoDaleks]

@TheAfroThunder1 Ach, go watch a vid of Tennant's teargasm & bawl with him.