Thursday's VBS skit. I like this one because I get to correct everyone's grammar. :) As Brian Regan would say, "I saw a flock of moosen! Many much moosen!"
CAST
Heather--Popsicle
Jeff--Professor Whoopie
Beth--Susan
Robin--Becky
Kevin--Michael
SCRIPT
HEATHER: Well, hello, Professor Whoopie. You're the greates!
JEFF: Thanks, Popsicle. How are you today?
HEATHER: Just fine. Where is everybodu else?
JEFF: Oh, they're all out on special assignments, but they should be back soon.
HEATHER: What kind of special assignment?
JEFF: Well, as you know, I am here to study the animals of the extreme polar regions. So the members of our team are counting how many of the different animals they see.
HEATHER: I understand.
JEFF: Ah, here come my assistant, Susan.
BETH: Hello, Professor Whoopie. You're the greatest!
JEFF: Greetings, Susan. Were you successful in your assignment?
BETH: Oh yes, I got to observe so many animals.
JEFF: Excellent...what types of animals did you observe?
BETH: I spotted 3 wolves, 5 foxes, and 7 meese.
HEATHER: Uh, that's moose, 7 moose.
BETH: Are you sure, cause it's one goose and 7 geese, so if it's one moose then is it 7 meese?
HEATHER: NO, it's moose.
BETH: And it think one of those meese might have eaten my makeup case.
JEFF: That's ok, I don't think it was helping anyway...but you did a wonderful job.
BETH: OK but be on the lookout for any meese wearing lipstick.
JEFF: Of course I will. I'm not falling for that again.
*Beth leaves*
HEATHER: Here comes Becky.
JEFF: Greetings Becky...how did your assignment go?
ROBIN: Oh Professor Whoopie, you're the greatest! It was so exciting! I saw four black bears, three brown bears, two polar bears, and a partridge in a pear tree.
JEFF: Really, all those things?
ROBIN: Maybe not the partridge but the bears, yes!
JEFF: My goodness. Those are all dangerous animals! You didn't get too close, did you?
ROBIN: Don't worry. I was watching with binoculars from the ranger station. Oh, and I saw four mooses too!
HEATHER: It's moose, not mooses, four moose!
JEFF: Fantastic work, Becky.
ROBIN: Thanks Professor Whoopie. You're the greatest!
*Robin exits*
JEFF: Well, that leaves just Michael.
HEATHER: Here he comes now.
JEFF: Michael, there you are. I was beginning to wonder if you'd gotten lost.
KEVIN: No way professor dude...I've got a totally awesome sense of direction. Like a GPS in my head.
JEFF: So how did it go?
KEVIN: Totally awesome!
JEFF: Really?
KEVIN: Yeah, man. Totally sick!
JEFF: Sick? You don't look sick.
KEVIN: Sick...you know, rad, crunchtastic, off the hook, awesome...you know, sick.
JEFF: Oooh...so you're not feverish?
KEVIN: I was, like, totally shredding up the snow on my board, man. Those hills were the bomb! I pulled all kinds of air dogs...though I did roll down the windows a couple times and ended up with scorch muffins.
JEFF: Well, that sounds, uh, totally sick, Michael. But tell us, what sort of animals did you observe?
KEVIN: Ummm, animals?
JEFF: Yes, you were supposed to record what kind of animals you observed.
KEVIN: Uhh...well, ummmmm...I saw a penguin. (points to Heather)
HEATHER: I don't count, dude.
*Kevin screams*
JEFF: What's that all about?
KEVIN: Sorry dude...talking penguins completely creep me out.
JEFF: You were supposed to count the animals you saw--like wolves or bears or mooses!
KEVIN: I think you mean meeses, dude.
JEFF: Fine...did you see any of them?
KEVIN: Ummm...well...no...dude...the hills were just...
JEFF: Sick, I know.
KEVIN: I'm sorry, professor dude. I know I let you down.
JEFF: It's all right, Michael. I forgive you.
KEVIN: Really?
JEFF: Of course I do. We all do things that are wrong. I forgive you. Have you asked God to forgive you? God loves people so much that He sent Jesus to take the punishment for all the wrong things we do. When we believe on Jesus, God forgives us and makes us His children. The Bible says that when we confess our sins, God forgives us.
KEVIN: Awesome, man! And I'll make it up to you. Tomorrow I'll go out there and count all the wolves and bears and meeses!
HEATHER: It's not...oh forget it! (storms off)
KEVIN: Wow, talking penguins sure are touchy.
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