Phill Jupitus -- Category 1 Spiders
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fuck that poem ill take cancer over having a spider near me any day
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there is always a spider within 5 feet of you :P
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@dottylotty people find it funny but i kills um wear i finds um im not scared ggggrrrrrr manly i type this whiles checking for them but next time u get 1 get a hand full of wet toilet paper an throw it at the thing then all u do is stab the toilet paper alot with big knife killing the thing works every time
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@HRHooChicken But what if they survive and are just waiting for you to empty the bag with the others while conspiring against you?
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I like spiders, especially those tiny jumping-spiders. I wish they were as big as a cat, I would totally keep one as a pet xD
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I know a guy who just picks up the spiders with his hands, they never bite him. Shows no fear at all. Doesn't matter what kind of spider it is, he picks the spider up that needs to be removed and takes them home with him. I just can't do it knowing that fangs are just hovering over my hand. If I ever had to hold one, it would have to be that jumping spider in the "Phidippus Putnami Jumping Spider Being Cute" video.
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Best way to get rid of them is the hoover! You dont get close to them, theres no mess and you cant see it die
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Lol i've always loved spiders because of spiderman, cuz when i was a kid i used to think they were the key to superhuman strength^_^
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oh well fuck tha poem i will kill a fuckin spider and i dont care if i get cancer from it
it's not irrational! they've got eight legs and you can't see their faces! they literally fly through the air to eat the guts out of insects! everyone knows they want to eat your brains out.
dramaticafantastica 2 years ago 26
I'm sad to say im so arachnophobic that I can't even do the glass and card thing...
Also due to my fight or flight function being 'fight' being scared of them makes me VERY aggressive when their nearbye. Not my fault, im just scared... :S
dottylotty 2 years ago 12