Daily Mail: Everything Gives You Cancer Song

A funny song from Russell Howard's Good News on BBC Three about the things the Daily Mail claim can cause cancer.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• russell
• howard
• good
• news
• daily
• mail
• everything
• causes
• gives
• you
• cancer
• facebook
• wine
• deoderant
• age
• air
• alcohol

[Flashingwire1337]

Gotta luv Russell howard

[MewMewChezy]

Learned this song by heart now

[boffinme80]

@GrockJake In theory, don't believe everything the Daily Mail says. It's been voted the worst newspaper in Britain and even Richard Dawkins wanted it banned. That and the Guardian, not to mention The Sun as well.

[boffinme80]

@GrockJake If your pet caused cancer would you get rid of your pet?? I have a guinea pig and they are very clean animals and again, the Daily Mail said somewhere that guinea pigs cause cancer which is fucking retarded because in nature they are very clean animals. I assume if everything was a disease, there would be no one left on this earth.So obviously the Daily Fail is just a typicla overhyped brainwashed dysfunctional media which leads to stupid assumptions which haven't been studied on.

[boffinme80]

@GrockJake If everything caused cancer then everyone would get cancer wouldn't they?? Fortunately I don't know anyone with cancer, no one in my family tree has ever had it. These products have been tested and yes some of them cause cancer such as red meat but things like shampoo doesn't. You might think wearing a bra to bed causes breast cancer. It doesn't. If you were being serious then you're pretty stupid, no offense because you can't think EVERYTHING you touch will make you ill.

[valkalin2]

wow. people are such ignorant pricks some times... have you seen the prove that half of their list is truly proven? fucking ignorant monkeys, no wonder the illuminate began, and no wonder hitler fucking killed you faggots fuck you all you fucking dumb bitches get some intelligence before being fucking idiots.

[GrockJake]

@snowfield667 I'm not a troll, you bitch. When I made that statement, I was being 100% serious. When you attempt to shoo my beliefs away as if they're some kind of joke, that makes you a cunt. Sorry but it's the case! Watch out who you call a troll, because you never know when a person might be serious, and you never know when you might offend them by downplaying their opinion as nothing short of a pathetic joke for attention. Asshole.

[snowfield667]

@GrockJake YOU'RE the fucking cunt you arsehole!!!! You're a troll because you believe everything causes cancer when it DOESN'T!!! In this song they say the Daily Mail talk a lot of bullshit when they do!!! Next time don't give out the impression that you are NOT a troll and don;t be so fucking rude when I think you come across as one!!

[GrockJake]

@snowfield667 HUR DUR, what are you, 12 years old? When will the fucking retards on the internet learn that a troll is someone whose trying to piss you off, not someone who has a different opinion than you. Fuck off, you cunt.

[snowfield667]

@GrockJake Fucking troll.

[radioactivecakeX]

@extremelyequal Sometimes there's an overlap wherein the miracle cancer cures also cause cancer

[TheFamousDragon]

Not as good without theoriginal video.