The Most Interesting Mexican in the World - #1

The Most Interesting Mexican in the World - Part One

The sun comes up late on May 6th, to account for his Cinco De Mayo parties
Coca-Cola changed the name on the Sprite can to Esprite in his honor
He handles sizzling fajita plates with his bare hands
He could pass the US citizen test in a single afternoon if he wanted to, but it wouldn't change anything
He once punched a Taco Truck vendor, yeah you heard me.
George Lopez calls him for funny material
He doesn't always park his car, but when he does it's on his lawn
He once performed open heart surgery with a switch blade
He owns 4 sports cars, two of them still run
If you were to see him walking a chihuahua it would still look masculine
He doesn't always drink cerveza, but when he does, he prefers taquila

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mexican
• Most Interesting Man
• World
• Hispanic
• Most Interesting Mexican
• Mexico