Popeye - Kids - Robin Williams Shelley Duvall

Kids taken from the movie Popeye made in 1980 starring: Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall. I have all the songs from the movie on my videos, so just look and please subscribe or comment to me.

Lyrics:
[all spoken]
I am poppa to no male, nor no female child...that no court could prove otherwise! And certainly not the likes of no skinnipated, sissipated, frump like you. Children! Children! Kids! Children! Give 'em everythin' they want, and what do you gets in return? Nuttin! Nuttin! Nuttin! But heartache, heartache, sadness, and misery! And a bad time once in a while when you try ta give 'em a bath, and they don't want it! And another bad time when you wanna do somethin' that you really wanna do, but all they wanna do is know what you wanna do! Bless their little hearts; if they were really made outta gold, I'd like ta sell 'em on the open marketplace, and make me a fortune! Kids! They don't know what they're doin'. Kids! Dad-blast 'em, they're gonna lead ya to ruin! They cry at you when they're young, they yell at ya when they're older, they borrow from ya when they're middle-aged, and they leave ya alone to die--without even payin' ya back! Children! Pooey! Give 'em everythin' they want, and what do ya get back in return? You get nothin'! Why they're just smaller versions of us, ya know, and I'm not so crazy about me in the first place--so why would I want onna them? I ask ya...Children! Ah, children. Sure they're soft, they're cuddly, they're friendly when they wanna be. They know how ta smile, and get what they want; but that's not enough, if you know what I mean--and I think ya know what I mean. Cuz I'm talkin' about kids. Phooey! Phooey on alla them! Why, my greatest hope in life is that someday, onna them might grow up and get married, so they can have children! Oh, they're okay for some people I guesses, but then again, some people's children--bleh! Lock up the little moppetites! Try feedin' one at three in the mornin', you'll see what I mean if you know what I mean I hope you know what I mean cuz I sure know what I mean. I think that's why I don't like 'em very much. Because you pour your heart out to 'em, you give 'em everythin' they want: give 'em candy, and a lotta toys, and what do ya get back? You get a lotta noise! "Na-na-na-na-na-na!" I'm through with children, I'm through with kids, there ain't nothin I'm never gonna do about it! First of all, they should be born when they're 21. That way they can vote right away, which is what they already wanted to do, since the minute they got here. They wanna run things, they wanna run everythin'! They wanna run the world, and that's what they're gonna do someday. They ain't gonna stop until its called "The Planet of the Little Moppetites"!

Songs written by Harry Nilsson

Thanks,
essexboi1993

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Popeye
• Kids
• Robin
• williams
• Shelley
• Duvall
• Malta
• 1980
• movie
• film
• Harry
• Nilsson

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Would've been funnier if Popeye got to say, "Oh, shit!"

[essexboi1993]

Well it's a kids movie so he isn't going to is he. Why do you think Olive Oyl says "Phooey" rather than bullshit.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

He actually did say that. I have the DVD.

That, and the comical violence, warranted it a PG-rating.

[essexboi1993]

Then why did you say it WOULD'VE been funnier if he does say it?

[Arjay9975]

Olive Oyl? Sweet Pea? What are ya doin', makin' a salad? LOL!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Pappy-"Ya give 'em candy, ya give 'em a lotta toys, and whaddaya get back? Ya get a lotta noise. (In the teasing song.) Na-na-na-na-na-na, my poppa's a mean old man."

[CompletelyNewguy]

I was in shock when I heard the phrase "HAUL ASS! HAUL ASS!" yet he says it in a way where kids can barely hear it and it sound rather funny!

[0hvist]

Stuff easily picked out and not seen in the Captions:

Popeye: "Olive and Sweet Peas' on that boat!"

Poopdeck Pappy: "Eh I don't care about them, All I care about is me treasure! [Unintelligible Dialogue]"

[thedisneyfreak100]

2:47 - "Na na na na na na, My Papa's a mean old man!"

[TheNinja97]

I lvoe this song!

[Kristalyviz]

I need the Kids backing track. Anyone know where can i download?

[MoltenPlastic]

@essexboi1993 The OT was referring to a famous incident in which Williams said "oh shit" on the filming of this film. According to the anecdote the scene made its way to the Disney executives in charge of the film and drove them crazy.

Another famous story: director Robert Altman lost a suitcase full of cocaine that he was smuggling onto the set in Malta and had producer Robert Evans call none other than Kissinger himself to get the whole incident covered up.

This was one fucked-up production!

[drewkirk98]

"Bless their little hearts! If they were really made outta gold, I'd like to sell 'em on the open marketplace. I could make me a fortune!"

[aabbklll101]

i can do this whole scene and many more funny scenes all by myself and my dad wonders y cant i get a A in science and a B in english