@jasonismyhomie I pushed you in to the arms of these no good raggamuffins, did I? My Ethie, I'm so sorry. Ever since Chadiwch was born I felt pushed out! Even at 3 the little twerp seemed to know & enjoy cock blocking his old man. Every time I put the moves on you! Godammit! That's why I was sitting with that old fart Seamus in Mcmurhy's every night! But dear, i would never want you to put your sweet little head in the oven so I guess I owe Harvey for saving your life. I LOVE YOU ETHEL!
@harveyderf HERBERT K. KORNFELD! YOU LISTEN & YOU LISTEN GOOD! I LOVE YOU, GODDAMMIT! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BRIAN HARVEY & BARRY MANILOW IF THEY WERE TO BE MELDED AS ONE & BAKED AS A SUCCULENT POT ROAST OF SMOOTH VOCAL STYLINGS! You are my one & only! I can't help it if I fantasized in my youth! You were always at the pub with Seamus & I was stuck w our freakoid son Chadwich! I had to escape somehow! East 17 kept me from sticking my head on the oven. Would you have preferred that? Ethie roast?
@jasonismyhomie My eyes are fine, goddammit woman! One & all of these boys are bloody peckerwoods, that's what I was saying. I don't need to go & see no eye Dr, I'm sick of them poking me in the eyes. My eyes are bloody well fine & I can see that Harvey character is a potato head. Is that what you like Ethie? Oddly shaped noggins? I'm nothing like this prat! He's the one who munched all them tuna baked potatoes & drove over his own head! Do you want me to go outside & do that right now?
@harveyderf Do you need your eyes examined again!? Are your corneas acting up? I SAID the curtained one was a plonker! Hes a peckerwood, as you'd so crudely say! But that Brian, I don't care about his silly clothes, I look beyond that. Yes, to that nubile physique & achingly soulful vocals. Also, have you SEEN the doc "Being Brian Harvey"? He is a lot like YOU in personality, meaning a whiny PAIN IN THE ASS but oh how that gets me hot. It's a compliment to YOU, farthead! Could u shave your head?
@jasonismyhomie Ethie I think you put my name in the email by mistake when you were forwarding your post to our son. I don't know why you're making panty pudding over these guys, when you've got me at home. Look at them in their silly baggy trousers prancing about! That Harvey looks like that guy who kept pestering us to by E' when we were going to see Mamma Mia. Is Tony the one with the curtains? He looks like a right plonker! Godammit Ethie, if these boys are what you want so be it!
Oh I remember these lovable lil street urchins from back in the 90s! My Chadwich was just a teen, so I got to, um, take pleasure in watching the MTV w him & ogling the gritty eye & ear candy that is Brian Harvey! Ah, such sass! He should have been the brightest burning star in the music world's sky, but that Tony would always try to steal his thunder! His fake sensitive male schtick aint foolin' me! I see a pantywaste, where as in Brian I see a crooner, a panty melter, & a man! Ah, memories...
@jasonismyhomie I pushed you in to the arms of these no good raggamuffins, did I? My Ethie, I'm so sorry. Ever since Chadiwch was born I felt pushed out! Even at 3 the little twerp seemed to know & enjoy cock blocking his old man. Every time I put the moves on you! Godammit! That's why I was sitting with that old fart Seamus in Mcmurhy's every night! But dear, i would never want you to put your sweet little head in the oven so I guess I owe Harvey for saving your life. I LOVE YOU ETHEL!
harveyderf 6 months ago
@harveyderf HERBERT K. KORNFELD! YOU LISTEN & YOU LISTEN GOOD! I LOVE YOU, GODDAMMIT! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BRIAN HARVEY & BARRY MANILOW IF THEY WERE TO BE MELDED AS ONE & BAKED AS A SUCCULENT POT ROAST OF SMOOTH VOCAL STYLINGS! You are my one & only! I can't help it if I fantasized in my youth! You were always at the pub with Seamus & I was stuck w our freakoid son Chadwich! I had to escape somehow! East 17 kept me from sticking my head on the oven. Would you have preferred that? Ethie roast?
jasonismyhomie 6 months ago
@jasonismyhomie My eyes are fine, goddammit woman! One & all of these boys are bloody peckerwoods, that's what I was saying. I don't need to go & see no eye Dr, I'm sick of them poking me in the eyes. My eyes are bloody well fine & I can see that Harvey character is a potato head. Is that what you like Ethie? Oddly shaped noggins? I'm nothing like this prat! He's the one who munched all them tuna baked potatoes & drove over his own head! Do you want me to go outside & do that right now?
harveyderf 6 months ago
@harveyderf Do you need your eyes examined again!? Are your corneas acting up? I SAID the curtained one was a plonker! Hes a peckerwood, as you'd so crudely say! But that Brian, I don't care about his silly clothes, I look beyond that. Yes, to that nubile physique & achingly soulful vocals. Also, have you SEEN the doc "Being Brian Harvey"? He is a lot like YOU in personality, meaning a whiny PAIN IN THE ASS but oh how that gets me hot. It's a compliment to YOU, farthead! Could u shave your head?
jasonismyhomie 6 months ago
@jasonismyhomie Ethie I think you put my name in the email by mistake when you were forwarding your post to our son. I don't know why you're making panty pudding over these guys, when you've got me at home. Look at them in their silly baggy trousers prancing about! That Harvey looks like that guy who kept pestering us to by E' when we were going to see Mamma Mia. Is Tony the one with the curtains? He looks like a right plonker! Godammit Ethie, if these boys are what you want so be it!
harveyderf 6 months ago
Oh I remember these lovable lil street urchins from back in the 90s! My Chadwich was just a teen, so I got to, um, take pleasure in watching the MTV w him & ogling the gritty eye & ear candy that is Brian Harvey! Ah, such sass! He should have been the brightest burning star in the music world's sky, but that Tony would always try to steal his thunder! His fake sensitive male schtick aint foolin' me! I see a pantywaste, where as in Brian I see a crooner, a panty melter, & a man! Ah, memories...
jasonismyhomie 6 months ago