Nixon Resignation Outtakes

a great presiident! a great man!

It's astonishing how different his skin color and the overall appearance of his face is between the actual broadcast and the pre-broadcast.

Ye Olde Trickey Dicke.
(I can only guess it may be a result of a different camera, make-up, lighting, or something else).

Slimey bastard.

This isnt true, because nixon made his resignation speech live

I actually think it might be real...this is what happened before the live feed began...Ollie really was the name of Nixon's personal photographer...I don't think many people would know that. Plus, if this is a Nixon imitation, it's the best one I've ever heard...most people play him like Rich Little.

WHlCH PUT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS OUT OF WORK BECAUSE THEY COULDNT COMPETE WITH THE PRACTICALLY FREE SLAVE LABOR OF COMMUNIST CHINA BECAUSE BY OPENING TRADE WITH CHINA THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT GAVE MORE OPPORTUNITY TOO SLAVERY THAN ITS OWN PEOPLE

So you think it was okay afterall for the 9/11 attackers to destroy the Twin Towers?

Given the fact that he wasn't an idiot I doubt he would have hit Mecca.

Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!