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We Are The Gnomes
We are not here to destroy - we are here to employ...for far too long, you've been driving us all ornamental... hard work and industry is what we enjoy... Because we are the Human Gnome Project... and our needs are basic and also fundamental... we are industrious, and it's you whom we protect. We shall place a Gnome for every home... and our own Gnome prefix on the telephone... Gnomes in our time, as our commitment to you... We are he Gnomes - we've made a garden coup... See how we peep out from beneath all mushrooms and fern fronds, we dig all your gardens, we fish in your ponds, we guard all your homes and we tease all your doggies... we hide all their bones... and no more shall downtrodden Gnomes, be consigned to wander no-man's land... because now enough is enough and it's time for you to understand that all 'Gnome Botherers' such as evil Trolls, students and goths, will now be rehabilitated as we now stand united, to uphold equal rights for all Gnomes across the land... and it must now also be stated - that we stand for an end to the untenable mass influx, of unfettered
Gnome migration...and we also say no to all plastic pound shoppe Valhallas, and we say no to all cruel, and corrugated cardboard coffins, containing bubble wrap, and garish neoprene Gnome Clones, from China and LIDL's... We will place them on the beaches... with advanced Gnome technologies... we demand a full return to proper Gnomes... You will build us shrines and domes for Gnome Rule now, in all your gardens for genteel homes.... A Gnome on every street... A Gnome on every corner... Gnomes in every classroom... Gnomes returned now to all wishing wells, and Gnomes everywhere else as well.... and we want a Gnome to be made mayor of every town, and insist that the word Gnome be made into a proper noun, and also the capitalisation of Elves, Fairies and Pixies in all new versions of your Oxford English Dictionaries and special Gnome height CCTV to help protect us protect ourselves from your horrid society and an end to all horrid Gnome discrimination of our own indigenous Gnomes across the nation. Gnomes removed from their homes... Gnomes who have been left out in the cold for too long... Because we are the Gnomes and this is our rallying song, and we shall create new coherant Gnome legislation, with an end to all compartmentalisation of Home Base Gnome, and Zen garden segregation... and an end to all Gnome exploitation, by the evil Gnome trade... and special Gnome Clubs to be built in all garden sheds where we can meet up and eat your strawberries and drink fresh lemonade and for you to put an end to out of season fruits from Mark's n Sparks and Sainsbury's and an end, to all persecution of the race of special 3ft. high concrete gnomes, whom the cruel and evil Post Office erroneously consider should be made out of foam because they are far too heavy, and costly to post... making it difficult now for them to travel from coast to coast.. and you will also respect that Gnomes do not like airmail, preffering snail mail the most (except in the most urgent of cases of course), where'pon if they cannot travel by donkey or cart horse... in future all Gnomes shall deserve nothing less than business class, or at the very least... a Red Arrows fly-past... and you will also also recognise that all of us Gnomes are indeed very industrious and therefore we Gnomes are vital to your own economic recovery... and so demand that you keep all your wellies, out of our shrubbery... Yes... We alone stand for the rights of all Gnomes...and we believe that nobody can own a Gnome... you can only ever be Gnomic custodians... and we want cartoons and not bingo in all local Odeons and so, from here on in, we offer up a new era of Gnomic nomenclature... a new BBC Gnome service, with less globalisation more local Gnomalisation and we demand Gnome Rule and Gnome Power...and anything else that we can stick the word Gnome in front of as well.... Because we are the Gnomes, with advanced Gnome technology. We are the Gnomes... and we demand an apology...
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Fantasy-Gnome Songby newtonsapple72,531 views
We are the Gnomes !
innitgov 2 months ago