Run Turkey Run - Original Thanksgiving Song by Donn

I thought "Hey, It's been a while since I've uploaded a vid." and was shocked to see that it's been almost half a year! Where does the time go? Here in Canada we have just celebrated our Thanksgiving and the U.S. will be having theirs soon so here is a song to help us celebrate the occasion. For my friends who live in countries who do not have a Thanksgiving holiday you may apply this anthem to any festive occasion that is normally accompanied by the consumption of turkey! Christmas is around the corner so there you are!

Once again, please forgive my very poor piano playing as the artful manipulation of this musical instrument is a skill which I will very likely not master any time soon.

Run turkey run, I loaded my gun.
Got a 30 aught 6 with lazer scope.
I really hope.

You're going into my tummy.
You're gonna be so yummy.
Cooked at 350 for about four hours
and if it's in my power,

Gonna fill you full of stuffing.
look at my face I ain't bluffing.
Serve you with a real nice glass of red wine
followed by pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pie.

Run turkey run.
You're goblin' days are done.
If only you could fly you could fly away
but you can't so you're gonna die.

Nature played a cruel trick on you.
Gave you wings and feathers too.
But they ain't no good for flying'
so instead you'll be dyin'.

Then you're going in my tummy.
you're gonna be so yummy.
Cook you breast side up in a roasting pan.
You're just a dose of tryptophan.
Tryptophan
Tryptophan

Category:

Music

Tags:

• thanksgiving
• song
• piano
• donn
• grant
• comedy

[Makalakaw]

this made my fricken day

[batfink777]

Glad you liked it, thanks!

[eddiegrey]

LOL...now that's a great chuckle...the turkey got the blues, for sure...yum!

[batfink777]

Thanks Eddie! Don't worry, the turkey only had the blues for a couple of seconds...(burp)

[3slimdog]

This is funny and awesome. Thanks for the laugh. 5 star for sure.

[batfink777]

Glad you liked it. Thanks!

[3slimdog]

mel, He going to eat Gobbles up for din din and saying I am suppose to be ashamed of myself. lol.

[3slimdog]

I bet you ain't ashamed so bad that you won't eat Gobbles thanksgiving day.. lol. Happy Thanksgiving my friend.

[melzaelf]

Lmao Ben! =p

[intimidator2009]

Slim - you should be ashamed of sending this to Mel's - considering what happened to poor Gobbles! :-) Happy Thanksgiving my friend!

[intimidator2009]

Mel - I can't believe that Slim shared this with you... I'm so sorry for Gobbles!