Nobody Wants To Be Moist - 07

The seventh track of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Commentary: The Musical, Nobody Wants To Be Moist. Sung by Simon Helberg.

Lyrics:

Moist:

Nobody wants to be Moist,
A bunch of overactive pores.
I struggle opening doors!
(And I lose every tug-of-war!)

Nobody wants to be wet.
Though sweet soul I do secrete...
Can't make damp fingers snap to the beat.

The microphone is dripping!
My baritone is slipping!
A rhyme into this line I'll have to foist...
Nobody wants to be Moist.

Nobody wants to be Moist,
Though on the dancefloor I glide.
On stairs
I'm petrified...
(That's how Harry Wismer died)

Nobody wants to be soaked.
Though it is with a graceful ease
I deduce in which way blows the breeze

Oh, sure, I have the power
To make paste from a powder,
But the last time I did that no one rejoiced...
Nobody wants to be Moist.

(What's that, Mum? I have to solo? Okay.)

[AWESOME PIANO JAZZ]

(Hoo-hoo-hoo!)
A man so ancillary,
My little song is buried,
Not 'til the commentary is it voiced!

Nobody wants to be, yeah-
Nobody wants to be!
Nobody wants to be Moist!

...Jazz!


Thanks to Spidra for transcribing the lyrics.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dr
• Horrible
• Sing-Along
• Blog
• Commentary
• the
• Musical
• Commentary!

[lilanthia]

Hands up if you wanna see Walowitz do this on Big Bang theory!!!!

*raises hand*

[simplenclean55]

"I understand with the time slot... on the internet that there wasn't time." XD

[WolfShadeMiner]

68, to anybody does this sound like in Buffy the Vampire Slayer Once more with Felling Zanders and Anya song? it does to me.

[Noyzv0]

dont worry moist, i got your back. i snapped my fingers throughout the entire song just because you could not

[MandyPanhol]

@Penguin7406 amazon!

[Inuyashagirl234]

Guy can't seem to get away from his mother

[underhill31]

3 people enjoy being moist.

[pajamagirl123]

@sheena659 you poor guy lol

[Thomasunde1992]

@Penguin7406 Buy them

[WATERKING15]

I'm playing Moist in my school's show. I might get to sing this

[LeshaAnn]

@Penguin7406 At the comic-book store, I'd reckon!

[jmn1228]

Lol I wasn't expecting that.