MY MOUSTACHE

As i watch my YouTube viewing figures diminish with every song i post i wonder..
is it me?
is it ScrewTube's policies?
It must be me..
my last 2 videos failed to achieve 100 views!!
most of the comments were about my moustache rather than my songs!!!
so, sod it..
if you'd rather have the moustache than my rather sad little songs..
here it is..
i give you...




MY MOUSTACHE..
My moustache is quiet wonderful, my moustache is truly grand,
When Im at sea, it, can be seen, quite clearly from the land.
It is my defining feature, it is my pride and my joy
With this thing sprouting out my face no one calls me, boy

My moustache is discussed quite openly, often in terms awe
I see people pointing and whispering as I walk in a door
Ok, theyre probably saying hey, look at that fucking fool
But I know for certain that I look pretty bloody cool

Im always the centre of attention, I stand out from the crowd
Surveying my adoring public I feel, well.. really.. quite proud
Men stare in open admiration, women go weak at the knees,
I flash a smile in their direction, well, Im a bit of a tease

Strange women beg to touch it, but I always say no
They ask in frank amazement did it take long to grow?
I give the ends a little twirl, and I look deep into their eyes
I know they are imagining it tickling between their thighs

But I grew my pride and joy with only one woman in mind
She asked me to grow it when we first became entwined
She says it look distinguished, handsome and superb
And its only for my true love I use moustache.. as a verb

i thank you..
last offering..
don't see the point any more..
i know my friends and they know me...
;-}~

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[bigbeninjax]

Once they've had 'stache, they always come back!

[monello198]

@bigbeninjax

to true, however i like to think of it as the icing on the cake

;-}~

[allkindsofthings]

Hello Mikee....you`re a special you and that`s only you.

[monello198]

@allkindsofthings

cheer mate...

have fun

;-}~

[sherrywine1941]

Mikee your a bloody wonder... A poem about your moustache and so far it has 403 views. Now that's hot !! LOL

I still enjoy your little songs so keep em coming.

2 "HUGS" up..see no thumbs this time. LMAO

Sherry

[monello198]

@sherrywine1941

thanks for the hug sherry.

have a good weekend

mikee

;-}~

[Heterodudes]

Watch "my mustache did it" and you'll never be the same

[TrueCall]

It looks hard and crusty.

[monello198]

@tps607

damm right it is..

[tps607]

a thing of beauty and distinction...