Diplodocus Day

DIPLODOCUS DAY CAROL

With grace and pride he sways
on Diplodocus Day
to lug his heft, long neck, strong chest
his tail yards-long, his legs so strong
and his elephantic thong

from ages past through time
to harken forth a sign
that we within the time of men have
proven worthy once again
of Diplodocus Day

with hearts so full of glee
with vegan snacks for thee
we wait with bated breath this year
and watch police with comic cheer
on Diplodocus Day

our clocks have taken shift
to tear a space/time rift
pronunciation can't fool us
who cares if it's diplodocus
it's Diplodocus Day

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• diplodocus
• day
• dinosaur
• holiday
• brittney
• spears

[aprilmarcheson]

This is the most brilliant video I have ever watched.

One question: when IS Diplodocus Day? I have to know when to celebrate

[oldbluebox]

BARNACLE!

[notmorefat]

best song ever lol

[DrivenUpTheWall1]

@brownpaperrag Yes this is just the weirdest shit ever lol !

[DrivenUpTheWall1]

I now want to be a diplodocus !

[Rodoxdota]

u wasted my 1:38 mins watching this crap

[Rodoxdota]

stupid song

[lindseymartin994]

soooo funny

[Msblink41]

faggot song.

[Coulben]

lolwut? This is gold. :P

[brownpaperrag]

LOL wtf?!?!

[MissJellyDonut]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA.

well.