Detroit = Hardbody WTF?!?

Detroit, the world's most hardbody city is going through one of their worst summers evar. The Pistons suck, the Tigers suck and the Lions are about to be a shit turd of a football team.

Plus the mayor is going to jail for effing broads and the best job you can have in Detroit right now is collecting random dead bodies for the morgue.

But if we could trade Detroit to Canada for say a faggy city like Montreal then maybe the deal might work itself out. Detroit will give Canada what it sorely lacks; street credibility vis e vis random senseless homicides and crime.

It's not like the U.S. needs Montreal anyhoo since we already have asshat havens like Boston and San Francisco, but we'll put that town on our backup roster just in case we lose San Fran to an earthquake or Boston implodes due to its collective stupidity (Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare anyone?)

Hell, to sweeten the deal we will throw in the entire state of Ohio.

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[resaf]

still mad!



[resaf]

my first ever dallas penn thumbs down... you picked on the wrong city, Internets!

[resaf]

Holy shit, Dallas. You been to Montreal? That's where I'm from and it is a cold ass city... call my city faggy? Oh shit man... oh shit...  HipHop? we do it in 2 languages son... 2! We have the MOST bombed out city in Canada, top 3 in north america when it comes to graffiti.... Kings walking around here proud of the city.

Plus crazy shoe deals everyday. You come up to the 514 and holler, I will show you Montreal...

son I am disapoint with this ish...

[chocolatesteak]

LOL his voice cracks at 1:39

real talk

[bustitution]

I have a simple question for you. What the fuck is this and who the fuck are you?

[Tha661]

sesarathor YOu MAd haha

[slayer9498]

what the ... the pistoms dont suck, they are awesome, but the tigers and lions do suck

BUT THE RED WINGS ARE THE BEST NHL TEAM

[Tha661]

Slap The Shit Out Of a Canadian

[bonitorico]

and damn u DP for doggin my state/city..Cincinnati and Toledo..

[bonitorico]

he said..canada you're one step above Mexico, stop feeling yourself!