The Crispy Aftermath

The doctor told me I had AALD (Acute Amerilardivitis) and that I had left the gas on as I had tried to cook myself a meal and promptly knocked myself unconscious when I rushed back downstairs, realizing my mistake. He said I was fortunate to have knocked myself out as I would have found that I hadn't turned the gas on at all and might have caused serious damage to myself upon this revelation.

He said it was completely natural for me to be speaking in an American accent up to the onset of the late stages of the disease and that my behavior was natural.

Thankfully, he informed me that it would all wear off if I just stopped being so incredibly British. Apparently this is what caused the virus to infiltrate my body in the first place and, as such, spread in such a rapid progression from missing out a U or two in words to singing songs for incredibly attractive girls and failing to do even the most menial of tasks without a massive degree of difficulty. He requested that I maybe try to embrace this side of myself and lean towards doing more American things such as hardcore gangster rap and trying to be hopelessly involved in Japanese culture despite having absolutely no idea what Japanese culture is.

But fear not, my followers, for I will try to overcome my illness and still bring you all the things you expect of me. Thank you for not unsubscribing over such a difficult time in my life.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• red-herring
• hospital
• AALD

[Bonehimer]

"The doctor told me I had AALD (Acute Amerilardivitis) and that I had left the gas on as I had tried to cook myself a meal and promptly knocked myself unconscious when I rushed back downstairs"

Sounds awfully close to "I got my black eyes from hitting myself in the door, officer"

This is a cry for help, and I hear you.

[foreverpandering]

@Bonehimer Dude shut the fuck up she'll hear you

[LilyPichu]

@Obitosenpai fifkoean o auo

no u

u dno

no

istole no kidneys

u dont have proof

[mattthehatt99]

Ara Ara~

[JohnyScissors]

It could be AALD or just good old fashioned schizophrenia

[hfcworld2]

@RoyHavenstone2 Hey roy cant wait for skype saturday

[FUCKINGGAMESTOP]

@foreverpandering

Its Okay Ken, we're all Here to help... JUST LET US IN AND WE'LL HELP!

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID ANYMORE

[salvo711]

Cue "Caged Heart" from the Katawa Shoujo OST.

[FUCKINGGAMESTOP]

*insert katawa shoujo joke here*

[supersoulllama]

Coffee coloured nig nog nipper.

[alchemylegend]

this is what you get for trying to cook for a girl

it just doesn't work like that

hope u get better