The People Puppet News: Episode IV, False Prophets

Is Jimmy Junior Gay? Should it matter?...

LYRICS to "Don't Fret the Little Stuff":

Chorus:

God made you straight or gay,
God made you bi or shy.
God made you as you are, so
don't fret the little stuff.

Verse 1:

It's o-kay to be gay,
dude.
It's so fly to be bi,
dude.

It's o-kay to be gay,
and everything that you mean.

Oh, I know they told you all this stuff
about how evil you are.
Oh, I know they read this book,
and suddenly: a-bom-i-na-tion.

Come on dudes!

Pre-Chorus:

Roy and Silo are two pen-guins,
at the zoo, they flip-per flap
and twine their necks, and
kiss each other.

Don't you think that God should know
what she is doing?
Roy and Silo are two pen-guins,
both are gay, so don't you think that
God should know what she is doing?
God made eve-ry-thing that we see
on this planet.

Oh yeah, susie and her lovely girlfriend,
Janet, -- lions -- both of them to-get-her.

Are they ho-mo, oh yeah!
John and Joe are so gay,
that's the beauty.

(Chorus x2)

Don't fret the little stuff.

O-kay?

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