Funny Insurance Commercial (CentraalBeheer)

Funny insurance commercial by Dutch company Centraal Beheer. Watch out when you're getting acupuncture.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• commercial
• insurance
• acupuncture
• centraal
• beheer

[angelodragons]

@BitchinnShoes07

The Chinese guy is speaking dijou chinese. A very uncommon dialect. I grow up with this dialect, so I'll try to translate as best as I can.

0:08 - "You. Take off pants. You. Take off pants."

0:12 - "I see your face... so *something (probably weary)*. *Something about putting needles in*, and you'll feel better... oh I see you .... *something* you listen to me..."

[angelodragons]

@BitchinnShoes07

(con't)

*Cut* 0:18 "you don't have to *something something that I can't hear clearly*"

0:20 "american (white person) *something*"

0:24-0:27 "good to listen to nice music... good eh?"

0:29 "I worked as a teacher for *some number* of years" and it fades

0:37 (I can't make out anything he says after this)

[FarrasFiansa]

how can u call in a situation like that???

[pubmode]

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[RichardBakaZai]

Somehow I kinda heard hokkien on this one . Thiao lo lai : jump down xDD

[salzundlicht]

Mal wieder gut gelacht!

[visiblydisturbed]

I guess all Chaozhou speaking viewers got the "you take off (your) pants" bit right, lol. He goes on to say, "I see your face, you look honest. I apply the needles, you will look young (again)......" After turning the music on, he says,"How do you like this song? ..... I've been a physician for more than 30 years...." I can't make out more than "smoke", "fire" and "house" further on. Most of the translations miss the "physician" bit, because doctors are known as "teachers" in the language.

[dreammmertrubo]

'you take off your pants' x2

'i look at your face, your old'

'il use pins like young before...(something similar to young again)

'you listen to people'

'you dont have to be scared, il do it perfectly"

'good good not bad'

then he turns on the music'

'good good, music'

'i worked as a teacher for 30 years.......

[traceyluver]

WTF!!

[BitchinnShoes07]

Thank you