Moses - Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks

Why moses had only ten commandments from the movie History of the world Part I

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[netsurferx1]

And thus began the eternal question: What in the hell were the other 5 commandments?

[g3nov3s]

The lost five commandments:

11. Thou shall not go to the jukebox and request songs by Kesha.

12. Thou shalt not align yourself with the dark side of the force.

13. Thou shalt not wear souvenir Disney World boxer shorts.

14. Thou shalt not fail to honour thy step-father or thy surrogate mother.

15. Thou shalt not blame it on extraterrestrials

[blademasterjt]

11. Thou shalt not make war upon thy fellow man.

12. Thou shalt not sleep with they under the age of consent.

13. Thou shalt not make love to animals.

14. Thou shalt judge a man not by the color of his skin but by his deeds.

15. Thou shalt realize a "fair fight" does not exist.

[Giulio Hanchar]

I listened to my parents in the Bible one of the commandments is exactly that and I NEVER DRANK AND MADE SURE OF IT.

So what you just said was a lie, you really don't know if i drank or not so can it.

[chillbrotha01]

do you hear me?

Wouldnt god know if moses was going to hear him or not?

[SonicDashie759]

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

[RESPONSE67]

11. Thou shalt see previous ten commandments as just considerations!

12. Thou shalt do whatever the hell makes you happy until it doesn't interfere with freedom or happiness of others!

13. Thou shalt not be a fucking member of any retarded religious group 'n shit!

14. Thou shalt make fun of stupid religious people!

15. Thou shalt use your logic and reason to understand the world! I didn't give you fuckers the capacity to reason just so I could reward people who believe shit without evidence!

[MrElephantMusic]

11. let Kenny smoke as much weed as he wants to

12. basketball is the best sport in the world

13. beer before liquor, never been sicker

14. aliens probably have a sense of humor

15. racism blows

[PeterZeeke]

genius timing

[ahmed hassan]

Hypocrisy of the highest order.

[Crash Bandicoot]

oy

[Brikeissweet]

thou shalt do the dance