Link Rap

my 17th vid
man thats bad luck think lol
enjoy
[if theres a wrong worte of typo tell me when ill fix em]
Lyrics
Yo my name is link and i gotta big dick gotta save the princess so she sucked that shit ganon took her away man that shit was gay i gotta hook up with the triforce and save the day got rupees like mad boomerangin' on booze put the silver on the arrow to have ganon to shoot luigis a bitch and marios a grip always trying to jump on the mushroom dip I'm the first mother fucker on the wii console with the same old story and it never gets old
i go on the quest to grab all the chest and the bitch await for the dick she knows im the best using my bombs to blow holes in the wall many bosses back the fuck up i got shit oh, cold, fit that sausage link dick quick to kick it with the master sword before you think it that shit was avaculate, from the front to the back of it, with my bow and arrow accurate, i dont know what rymes with accurate
so im riding threw the fields of hyrule i rule this piece mother fucker cause its know im the beast got pointed ears from sippin them beers gotta keep my head straight i cant open the new beers now i got my cool stocking cap on and fuck them mother fuckin sony microsoft capcom callin still to the beat this is comin back to these's now im workin on my miracles like jesus is, flexin through my hos smackin on the bitches, locked in the dungeons and flippin all the switches
now its pressed forget ya sun needin them stitches son wearing the heroes clothes cause ya know im the chosen one i roll on the ground in a ball into the tree and look what mother fuckin fell out a rupee
a rupee a rupee a rupee man a big ol fuckin rupee that shit was fuckin yellow, then the next one was blue and i couldnt fit it in my fuckin wallet that that shit fuckin sucked i had to fuckin put it back under the rock i gotta go get that fuckin beetle thats fuckin on the wall, i gotta hit it with a boomerang to get shit the fuckin thing was up there i cant even reach it i need to fuckin get that boomerang.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• link
• zelda
• rap
• mario
• capcom
• ganon
• wii
• luigi
• luigig
• marios

[Bolero5097]

There's so many wrong lines in this description!

[CONKER17]

@Bolero5097 If you like to pm all the lyrics i will correct it the wrong spots :s

[Bolero5097]

@CONKER17 Shall do when I have the time man, there's not ALOT, but there's some that are really obvious, not hating (: Good job

[CONKER17]

@Bolero5097 actually someone else in comments wrote it down for me to copy. and it was done a few years ago so if you think you can do better just post the results :s

[Mamimi38]

best link rap EVER! make me wanna marry link right now! lol! yooo did u freestyle to this?

[CONKER17]

@Mamimi38 Got it from newgrounds :S years back

[Neindus]

"...I'm da first motherfucker on the Wii console, wit da same 'ol story and it never gets old.."

Hell. Yes.

[okachoe]

lmao wow calm down dude lmfao if thast the case u better go around n flag every rap,rock,country,jazz, etc. song that has profanity in it that doesnt have a age limit block on it, lol c'mon man u cant save the world and what does it prove that ur flaggin this vid? NOTHING this song is duplicated through out youtube so chill out

[jhood11232]

This is way better than the Smosh version

[whitedevil299]

go check out the smosh version

[anthony777123]

smosh

[TrooperKid18]

i wanna fricken download this mothf**king emmence rap

[thekingofawesomenes1]

this is.....THE BEST

[fuckallofyou889]

FUCK YEAH DUDE I LOVE THIS SHIT... i feel this way every time i play zelda....expecially the rubee part....cant fit that shit in my wallet lmao