Anti-Democrat Humor

Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!

Don't bother reading the following unless you have watched the ENTIRE video. Match the number of the joke/picture in the video with the number here for explanations.

1. "If they're on an island, how do they speak English?"
Its a joke.
2.Pigs are more civilized than Democrats.
3. Democrats are always saying how they really are good people deep down - although they never show it.
4. Self explanatory.
5. Democrats are always making stupid comments, and the media jumps on them.
6. MOST (not all) Democrats are dirt bags.
7. They both take money, Democrats waste it on pointless Government projects.
8. Self explanatory.
9. Self explanatory.
10. Self explanatory.
11. Al Gore is STUPID. If global warming is happening, then I'm paying $0.50 for gas per gallon.
12. Democrats raise taxes for wasteful projects.
13. Democrats whine about EVERYTHING.
14. Yes, I'm well aware that big-foot was fake, but still, it seems more real than a smart democrat by FAR.
15. Bill Clinton + Hillary Clinton = Chelsea. They're both bad lawyers and both bad politicians.
16. Self explanatory.
17. Self explanatory.
18. Self explanatory.
19. A comic by Rob Rodgers
20. Look at the facts, most people w/o jobs tend to vote democrat. 60% of crimes are committed by high school drop outs. Most people without jobs are high school drop outs.
21. Self explanatory.
22. Self explanatory (if you lived through the 90's)
23. Democrats (especially Hillary and Barack) NEVER stop bickering.
24. Howard Dean hates you and I both.
25. Evolve from primitive creatures to civilized humans.
26. It's a bumper sticker that you put on the back of your SUV.
27. Republicans want to fight terrorists there via the War in Iraq. The Democrats want to fight the war here via terrorist attacks - what idiots!
28. Self explanatory.
29. Self explanatory.
30. Self explanatory.
31. Fox News is the Conservative slanted news station - democrats fear being out-debated by people with three times their IQ's. (e.g. Bill O'Reily vs. Hillary. Bill won)
32. Most public school teachers are democrats and should NOT be teaching America's future how to be stupid.
33. Self explanatory.
34. [Stupid] People are always saying how Hillary Clinton is the answer. Answer to what? Who do I vote for to destroy America?
35. If cars ran on stupidity, Democrats would never have to worry about filling their tanks.
36. If you actually know what you're talking about, than it should be self explanatory.
37. In 2004 the Democrats cried "If Bush wins a second term I'm moving to Canada!". Red states = Bush, Blue = Kerry.
38. Democrats take from hard working families and give to lazy idiots that dropped out of high school.
39. Obama's book "The Audacity of Hope" is a bunch of crap. See #47.
40. Self explanatory.
41. Let's look at the legacies of our last few Presidents and possible future ones.
Regan: Brought down communism.
H.W. Bush: Won the Cold War bringing down communism in Russia.
Clinton: Brought down his pants.
W. Bush: Brought down terrorism.
McCain WILL: Bring down terrorism
Obama WILL: Bring down America.
42. Obama LIES, in fact all Democrats do that - name one (that came AFTER Vietnam) that didn't/doesn't lie.
43. Obama lacks experience to be President - simple as that.
44. See #43.
45. Self explanatory.
46. Self explanatory.
47. McCain has actual leadership experience - Obama lacks that so he bases his campaign on "Hope". See #39.
48. Self explanatory.
49. Al Gore is as stupid as, no! Stupider than a rock.
50. I apologize if this statement offended anyone. I feel strongly against abortion and I believe it is truly wrong. Oh, and to all you hippies, if you want to stop "the killing," stop abortion. Since the start of the Iraq war, 6,587,650 American children have been murdered by abortion.
51. Hillary is a worse punishment than a nuclear weapon.
52. Liberals (specifically Barack Obama) refuse to say the pledge. The United States IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD, whether you're atheist or Christian.
53. Self explanatory.
54. Self explanatory.
55. "You swore when you told us not to at the beginning, you're more of a hypocrite than Obama or Hillary." Okay? I did not make the picture, I thought it was funny so I incorporated it into the video.
56. This is about when Obama said that small town Pennsylvania clung to guns and religion.
57. I know this one was hard to read. The top map was for 2004. I have a dream that in 2008 all the states will vote Republican.
58. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. 10 out of 10 idiots are Democrats, they don't necessarily support Obama.
59. Self explanatory.
60. "Dem-o-crap? Wow, you're real mature." I can do without the sarcasm, but get all that liberalism out of you and get some common sense.

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[OriginalGR8ONE]

I have a question to all republican in 2008.

Did President George W. Bush do a good job while in office over the past 8 years?

[FunPolitics]

I'll answer when you can tell me a LEGIT reason why he's bad.

[blengravers]

adress? learn to spell.

[FunPolitics]

You're right, I don't know how to spell because I spelled one or two words wrong. Makes perfect sense.

[dallas1308music]

can you tell me where you found picture #58

[FunPolitics]

cafepress (.) com

[Jessebied]

HAHA "You promised to move to Canada...GO!" I love it!!!! Nice video!!! Finally a Republican making fun of a Dem. You never see that. =D

[xJonasGirl4lifex]

haha DUDE that was effin hilario0us!!

[gregorioglobal]

I'm with you!

[Satslaere]

I loled as well, and Im a democrat haha

[dudemanperson11]

finally someone understands the saying the truth will set you free.

[Nightshift10000]

How many democrats does it take to screw America, Answer - Good question how many are in the 2006 senate and house of representatives.

[Reora]

Love it, now... if only I knew where I could get all of the bumper stickers... :)

[clemsondude10]

awesome vid. i know this took a lot of time to make, microsoft sam said it well!! McCain Palin 08!!