The Elegant Guide to American Cuisine

http://www.ellamorton.net

Make a fast, simple and easy meal that's not only delicious, it's nutritious as well.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cooking
• food
• elegant
• guide
• ella
• morton
• rocketboom

[ejsecco]

I've NEVER heard of Easy Cheese. And I never eat the other crap she used. I think she's being defensive of British food because it sucks.

[ellamorton]

@ejsecco I'm not British.

[ellamorton]

@tigerik I am achingly serious in all of my videos.

[WretchedAaron]

Haha! This reminds me of my Canadian friend and I always poking fun at one another! She lives in an igloo and eats syrup all day! Ella, will you ever show us your pet kangaroo in a video? :D

[miraxxooxoxo666]

:o That looks gross. Did you eat the rest?

[Cutlesnap]

@poosaypirate Excuse me, but exactly which stereotype did I parrot?

[poosaypirate]

@Cutlesnap and on behalf of my dead grandfather you can go fuck yourself

[poosaypirate]

@Cutlesnap nobody cares just to back to parroting stereotypes idiot and wonder why people wish you had cancer

[Cutlesnap]

@poosaypirate Sir, I shall inform you of the Bossche Bol and the Limburgse vlaai. Also, 'bitterballen' are tons of fun. They are essentially balls of meat in breadcrumbs, and when you present them to a foreigner, you can say "would you like to put my Dutch balls in your mouth?"

[poosaypirate]

@Cutlesnap NOBODY WANTS THAT

PS DUTCH PEOPLE HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM TO TALK ABOUT FINE CUISINE BLAH!

[Cutlesnap]

@poosaypirate Well, I do have a cock, so I guess you are flirting with me.

I am not the least bit aroused.

[poosaypirate]

@Cutlesnap FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART; I MEAN IT

[poosaypirate]

@Cutlesnap I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS AND DIE OF CANCER

[Cutlesnap]

@poosaypirate Also, Ella is awesome and this is clearly just harmless fun. You shouldn't be so easily offended.